hey do you think dean was so attached to scooby door bc when john was out on a hunt, he and sam would watch a lot of TV in the motel and then comes on this show and THEY'RE ALSO fighting monsters and dad was supposed to be back two hours ago but they make it look like it's not to dangerous at all so maybe he'll be just fine and it won't be like last time when he came back bleeding and you had to help patch him up while calming sammy down and when they unmask the monster it's just a harmless old man every time or like do you think he just had a crush on fred or smth.
i know people like to stick their feet in water and stuff but out of everything to meaninglessly stick my feet into i think i'd prefer paint
me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!
my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?
me: my past does not define me.
do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?
because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'
im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh
Twas the night before Threshold
And all o'er the ship
Not a soul was prepared
For Tom's fateful trip
personally i believe that we should be allowed to trade our middle names around like pokemon cards
au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd
its weird that im good at spanish considering i'm aromantic
the week after today is aromantic awareness week! which will make spy work more difficult but we can do it.
just performed my civic duty [voted] and im going home to perform my other civic duty [post destiel]
ceaseless watcher turn your lips upon this wretched thing