Floofyyy

If you're on earth there's a 100% probability that you'll encounter extremely high pressurized molten iron if you dig straight down far enough.

Confused and New

Me: Joins Tumblr because of enjoying people's shitposts and wholesomenesses that I watched over Youtube

me, two days later: "HOW HAVE I BEEN SUCKED BACK INTO MY OLD FAVORITE FANDOMS- WHAT IS THIS PLACE???"

this is a threat

Your friend has betrayed us all

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

Sure says something when you ask someone what the general demeanour and personality of the bird they’re rehoming is and all you get back is “they’re loud”

Ty so much for that very helpful totally answered my question

Stupid hormonal boy is a great tag, people should use it more often

and then they say romance is death 🙄

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me