If You're On Earth There's A 100% Probability That You'll Encounter Extremely High Pressurized Molten

Secretly a Wattpad werewolf CEO

make up something about the person you're reblogging this from

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

Confused and New

Me: Joins Tumblr because of enjoying people's shitposts and wholesomenesses that I watched over Youtube

me, two days later: "HOW HAVE I BEEN SUCKED BACK INTO MY OLD FAVORITE FANDOMS- WHAT IS THIS PLACE???"

Sounds like my sister who won't take her ADHD meds bc she forgets

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother: