Would U Guys Be Mad If I Started Calling Mint “fruit”

In a very southern accent, affectionately: Aw well just bless their little hearts, they're trying

(Translation- [affectionate tone] well they're so cute but they're dumber than a stack of bricks)

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.

If you're on earth there's a 100% probability that you'll encounter extremely high pressurized molten iron if you dig straight down far enough.

Stupid hormonal boy is a great tag, people should use it more often

and then they say romance is death 🙄

Sounds like my sister who won't take her ADHD meds bc she forgets

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus