Someone Asked Me What The 9th Letter Of The Alphabet Was. It Was A Complete Guess, But I Was Right.

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

i love how every plant guide ever is like

wait hold on i have a thought happening

Confused and New

Me: Joins Tumblr because of enjoying people's shitposts and wholesomenesses that I watched over Youtube

me, two days later: "HOW HAVE I BEEN SUCKED BACK INTO MY OLD FAVORITE FANDOMS- WHAT IS THIS PLACE???"

Sounds like my sister who won't take her ADHD meds bc she forgets

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

Floofyyy

I crocheted a frog a few days ago and today I wondered why he looks like he committed war crimes last night

Your friend has betrayed us all

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring