I Love How Every Plant Guide Ever Is Like

I crocheted a frog a few days ago and today I wondered why he looks like he committed war crimes last night

the only time you're allowed to not be anti-monarchy is if you're getting knighted. like yes these old cunts really need to rot in a box but you have a chance to be head to toe swag as hell and you're gonna have to take it

Ummm an 11??

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

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make up something about the person you're reblogging this from

I have elaborate storylines your small minds couldn't even begin to comprehend. Hm? Write it down? I think not. I should only daydream about it

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I believe in you.

Sure says something when you ask someone what the general demeanour and personality of the bird they’re rehoming is and all you get back is “they’re loud”

Ty so much for that very helpful totally answered my question