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i love how every plant guide ever is like

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

You should be terrified lol

I crocheted a frog a few days ago and today I wondered why he looks like he committed war crimes last night

I have read too much fan fiction where the author just does not know the difference.

"She was balling her eyes out" is a very gruesome statement to have apply to a 4 y/o child over a dropped sandwich or ice cream cone

public service announcement

When it comes to arguing about philosophy, things often get down to one-liners, such as this:

“There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.” –Dijkstra