HI YES IM HERE- I HEARD JONTY-
IM FUCKING LATE TO THIS SHIP JESUS
YEAH GUYS LETS RUIN THOSE FUCKING RAINBOWS
No but like I agree with the toreen-m person like it's so hypcoritaical.
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IBVS WEEK DAY SIX I THINK
HSM doesnt belond to me
Neither does IBVS
@onebizarrekai
Day six is soaring so-
Rushed and ugly and lazy ships
Cream and crosslust
God I'm making Cross such a whore
@tony-the-ticker
I wont lie, reading your blog as helped me love tonight. I was having a bad meltdown and reading your blog really helped me get droacted and calm down. You deserve more than what you get.
Crocoo is by far my favorite.
His clothes are from Cross.
JESUS CHRIST MY GOD NO!
WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO FUCKED UP
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Shanelle Onyx. Shadow High.
Best headcanons I've ever read-
kid:
- real name is Kai
- has a huge crush on Billy
- watches crime shows (w/ lily and billy)
- pretends to like science for billy
- parents ignore him
- gets into fights despite being
- a huge pacifist
- only crys when mad
- secretly shares a bed/sleeping bag with billy when they both go to sleepovers
- good at making music
- wants to be a detective
- smokes weed sometimes (w/ billy)
billy:
- has health problems and goes into hospital a lot
- actually a good singer
- can play ukulele
- great at drawing
- terrible handwriting tho
- has a huge crush on Kid (and nugget)
- has a pet rabbit
- loves biology and
- is really good at biology and chem but is terrible at physics
- wants to be a forensic scientist
- hates maths
- gets mad very rarely
- only swears when he’s really mad
- hates cindy (obviously)
- only watches crime shows bc Kid likes them
- actually really likes gore
- quite strong (can hit hard) despite not being able to lift anyone
- wants to set up a band with Kid
Lily:
- kinda has a crush on Cindy even after everything she did
- has a pet tortoise
- pacifist until she gets mad
- is the older twin
- has a small flower garden thingy
- hates gore
- secretly is rly strong and can probably lift buggs if she wanted to
- “the quiet kid”
- loves pastel colors
- likes to paint
- wants to run her own detective agency when she’s older (and will possibly employ kid and billy)
- allergic to dogs
- forgives people too easily
Jerome:
- crushing on monty super hard
- great at doing tricks with his yo-yo’s
- is monty’s favourite customer
- his dad wants him to be the next principal
- but he actually wants to be a musician
- rly good at guitar
- and didn’t take any lessons
- probably the kid that puts his feet up on the desk
- sassy af
- uses snapchat and insta too much
- throws amazing parties when his parents aren’t in town
- his mum works at a bank
- the rich kid
- probably got high once
- and it was probably by accident
- has kissed monty twice
- hates it when ppl smoke (especially monty)
monty:
- cute af
- “being straight was my phase”
- pretended to date jerome to make his ex mad
- jerome made out with him
- “i told you to pretend to date me! not stick your tongue down my throat!”
- actually liked it bc
- he’s also crushing on jerome
- can get quite agitated and paranoid
- only jerome can calm him
- calls jerome at 3am bc he cant sleep
- insomniac
- lives on energy drinks (and coffee sometimes)
- smokes behind jerome’s back
- smokes weed too
- sells weed to Kid
- takes anti-depressants
Cindy:
- not as much as a bitch anymore
- another rich kid
- wears too much makeup and slutty clothes
- loves hot pink
- wants to work at starbucks
- is actually a gamer (and is quite good)
- plays games w/ everyone
- loves shooter games
- salty af
- has 3 dogs
- dog person
- wants to date lily and is planning to confess on lily’s birthday
- “lesbian power, bitch!”
- found out she was lesbian after dating Kid
- was only nasty bc she loved lily
she/he/they/fae/fey/xe autistic little guy (gender neutral) take everything older than a year ago with a grain of salt, I've most likely changed from then.
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