Best headcanons I've ever read-
kid:
- real name is Kai
- has a huge crush on Billy
- watches crime shows (w/ lily and billy)
- pretends to like science for billy
- parents ignore him
- gets into fights despite being
- a huge pacifist
- only crys when mad
- secretly shares a bed/sleeping bag with billy when they both go to sleepovers
- good at making music
- wants to be a detective
- smokes weed sometimes (w/ billy)
billy:
- has health problems and goes into hospital a lot
- actually a good singer
- can play ukulele
- great at drawing
- terrible handwriting tho
- has a huge crush on Kid (and nugget)
- has a pet rabbit
- loves biology and
- is really good at biology and chem but is terrible at physics
- wants to be a forensic scientist
- hates maths
- gets mad very rarely
- only swears when he’s really mad
- hates cindy (obviously)
- only watches crime shows bc Kid likes them
- actually really likes gore
- quite strong (can hit hard) despite not being able to lift anyone
- wants to set up a band with Kid
Lily:
- kinda has a crush on Cindy even after everything she did
- has a pet tortoise
- pacifist until she gets mad
- is the older twin
- has a small flower garden thingy
- hates gore
- secretly is rly strong and can probably lift buggs if she wanted to
- “the quiet kid”
- loves pastel colors
- likes to paint
- wants to run her own detective agency when she’s older (and will possibly employ kid and billy)
- allergic to dogs
- forgives people too easily
Jerome:
- crushing on monty super hard
- great at doing tricks with his yo-yo’s
- is monty’s favourite customer
- his dad wants him to be the next principal
- but he actually wants to be a musician
- rly good at guitar
- and didn’t take any lessons
- probably the kid that puts his feet up on the desk
- sassy af
- uses snapchat and insta too much
- throws amazing parties when his parents aren’t in town
- his mum works at a bank
- the rich kid
- probably got high once
- and it was probably by accident
- has kissed monty twice
- hates it when ppl smoke (especially monty)
monty:
- cute af
- “being straight was my phase”
- pretended to date jerome to make his ex mad
- jerome made out with him
- “i told you to pretend to date me! not stick your tongue down my throat!”
- actually liked it bc
- he’s also crushing on jerome
- can get quite agitated and paranoid
- only jerome can calm him
- calls jerome at 3am bc he cant sleep
- insomniac
- lives on energy drinks (and coffee sometimes)
- smokes behind jerome’s back
- smokes weed too
- sells weed to Kid
- takes anti-depressants
Cindy:
- not as much as a bitch anymore
- another rich kid
- wears too much makeup and slutty clothes
- loves hot pink
- wants to work at starbucks
- is actually a gamer (and is quite good)
- plays games w/ everyone
- loves shooter games
- salty af
- has 3 dogs
- dog person
- wants to date lily and is planning to confess on lily’s birthday
- “lesbian power, bitch!”
- found out she was lesbian after dating Kid
- was only nasty bc she loved lily
Like Jay trying to figure out how to propose to Nya was very Ironic because that's when I'm like "DAMN NYA KAI TRYNA STEAL YO MAN"
All season 10 did was make me ship Plasmashipping and Survivalshipping.
What the actual fuck. People think this is some kind of joke? The man ended his life. God I fucking hate TikTok.
Just as a warning for people with tiktok.
STAY OFF YOUR FORYOU PAGE.
A man killed himself live on tiktok. People are embedding the video into other videos and sharing it around. Stay off tiktok, go watch some compilations on youtube or something.
People are actually turning this guys death into a meme fucking hell.
Ana probably has the most depth tbh
Dont mind this one.
Criminal by britney spears no I don't take criticism
ishimondo stans drop your fav ishimondo songs
BUT
the catch, no angst songs whatsoever (:<
It's so fucking hot
Nightmares. Like no that was what I was trying to imply in what I submitted. This is like the orginal/ draft and the other is like the final version -w-
Cross has nightmares and loves Nightmare-
@nightmarexcross
~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Cross." A deep voice said from behind him. Cross freezes in his tracks. "Hi, Boss." He said as cheerful as he could be, turning around to face the King of Negativity.
Nightmare was unamused. Cross was trying to sneak out of the castle. While he could leave when ever he wanted as long as he isn't on a mission or punishment, it was always very odd. Especially at 3:00 a.m in the morning. "Where are you going?" Nightmare asked, raising a bonebrow.
"Just to look at the lovely night sky! Isn't the darkness lovely?!" Cross asked, with the biggest, fakest smile on his face. "It is. And you are a horrible liar, Cross. Something's bothering you. I can tell. This is the fifth time this week I've cause you up around this time." Nightmare stated.
Cross hadn't thought about how Nightmare can literally feel emotions. "Well maybe I just wanna leave the castle at odd times." Cross said, his smiling turning into a grin. Nightmare could tell something was off. Cross had bags under his eyesockets. He looked exhausted. "You can leave in the morning. You need rest. I can't have you functioning horribly on mission because you haven't slept.
[Oof so it didnt save and I gave up]
I get really uncomfortable when anyone, even if they're neuro divergent, uses the r slur. I myself don't understand reclaiming slurs, though,
I saw the r slur hashtag thing,but he has adhd so I think he’s allowed to say it? Correct me if I’m wrong!
Gahh i don't know really?? I know a lot of people say that neurodivergent/disabled folks can reclaim the R word and stuff but i still get really uncomfortable with that word and due to some experience i would still not rather look or talk about mcyt and/or dream+the rest of his friend group..
WHY THANK YOU-
Cross: What the-!? Why is your back all scratched up?!
Passive! Nightmare: *Flashback to messing with a rabid raccoon after Cross told him not to*
Passive! Nightmare: ..I’m having an affair!
she/he/they/fae/fey/xe autistic little guy (gender neutral) take everything older than a year ago with a grain of salt, I've most likely changed from then.
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