What The Actual Fuck. People Think This Is Some Kind Of Joke? The Man Ended His Life. God I Fucking Hate

God I always cry over the littlest of things.

been thinking about kid/teenage peri and the power he holds

IBVS WEEK

@onebizarrekai

Day I have no clue: Caring

~~~~~~~~~~~

Drew walked home alone. He stumbled. The crutches were hard to get used to. He still wasn't even used to them. He let out a yelp and fell to the ground. He landed on his broken leg. He let out a cry of pain. He wished his brother was here. But he was at Chris' house.

Barry was walking home from school when be found the smaller boy on the ground crying. "Are you okay?" He asked. Drew looked and shook his head. Barry examined the boy. "Let me help you. Could you hold your crutches?" Barry asked. He nodded and grabbed them the best he could. Barry scooped the boy up.

Drew gasped and blushed. Barry smiled. "Would you like me to take you to my place or yours?"

"Mine please..." Drew said quietly.

Barry smiles and nodded. "Where?"

Drew gave him the address and the two set off.

Drew unlocked the door with his keys and went inside with barry, still carrying him. Barry set the smol on the couch. He closed the door and went back to the boy. "We should put ice on that." Barry said. Drew pointed to the kitchen. "Yeah.. we should..."

Barry left and came back with an ice pack, placing it on the broken leg. "You live alone?"

"N-no... my grandma is upstairs and my brother is at a friend's place. I think." Drew said, smiling. "Do you always walk alone?" Barry asked. "No, Nevin walks me home too. Just not always."

"Text me when you need help getting home then. I'll hand you my number." Barry said taking out his phone. Drew blushed and nodded, taking out his as well.

The two boys exchanged numbers and went on with their days.

@tony-the-ticker

I wont lie, reading your blog as helped me love tonight. I was having a bad meltdown and reading your blog really helped me get droacted and calm down. You deserve more than what you get.

(Swear Warning)

"Don't do it." Nightmare said sternly. "I'm gonna do it." Cross said, looking down from the balcony. "DO A BACKFLIP!" Killer yelled.

They were having a nice day, playing in the pool, Nightmare on the side lines because water hates him, when suddenly, Killer tells Cross he should jump off the balcony and into the pool.

Cross, thinking it was a good idea, went up to the balcony. "I'M GONNA DO A BACKFLIP!" Cross yelled. "No Babe STaY tHERE!-" Nightmare yelled at Cross, teleporting to the balcony. "Fucking JuMp oFf ThE rOoF iNstEaD yOu cOwArD!" Error said. "Guys?!"

"Cross, my baby, my love, If you jump off I'm not giving you cuddles." Nightmare said. Cross thought. "Sacrifies must be made-"

"Cross ⁿo-"

"Cross yes."

And then he jumped off.

And here we are, at the hospital.

"What the fuck did I tell you?"

"Not...to do it?"

"And what did you do?"

"A backflip."

"...."

"Cross I think he means-"

"No no let him figure it out."

"And jumped off the balcony and hit the concrete instead of the pool....."

"Exactly."

"I'mmmmm sorry baaaabbbbeeeee."

"Why is he slurring?" Killer asked.

"It's the morphine, dumbass." Horror said to Killer.

"I know you are Cross." Nightmare said, holding his lover's hand.

"So is he gonna die or not?"

"LUST?!"

"I'M JUST ASKING!"

"YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH HORROR-!"

"NO SHIT HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!"

"Niiiiigggghhhtttt.... tell them to stop yeelllling."

"Stop yelling."

"..."

"..."

"But you started it Nightmare-"

"Shh no talking. Get out."

"Niiiigggghhhhhttttt. I looooovvvveeeee yooouuuu."

"I know, Cross. I love you too, Cross."

"So does that mean cuddles?"

"Absolutely not, I'm a man of my word."

"F u c k ."

______

Don't ask I'm on a sugar high and shipping spree XD

I literally just came up with this idea

@nightmarexcross

So yea hope you enjoy my shitposting

IBVS WEEK

Day Two: Pouring

Prompt: jejejejejeejejebrhhrhrhrhe-iminonlineschoolasiwritethis

IBVS belongs to @onebizarrekai

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'Of course it had to rain today.' Chris thought. It was raining hard. Charlie rolled his eyes. "I told you, but did you listen? Nooooo!" Charlie said. "Shut up, Charlie." Chris said, walking out of the school building.

He was now soaking wet. The rain poured down hard. He should have brought an umbrella. But he didn't.

Chris walked down the side walk, cold from the rain and shivering. He pulled his hood up to try and hide from the rain.

He felt the rain stop hitting him and he looked up. There was now an umbrella above him. He looked behind him to see the one and only school king. "You can thank be later, now let's go." Edward said, not looking at Chris in the eyes.

Chris stared at him in a confused manner for a second, then nodded and started walking with Edward Quinten.

Chris was confused on why he was being treated so nicely. He was friends with Issac and Nevin.

Chris remembered the last time it was raining and how Nevin waited for him with an umbrella.

Nevin. Chris always got this weird and happy feeling around him. But for some reason he now felt the same weird and happy feeling around Edward.

Chris relaxed. The two boys walked until they reached Chris' house. "Thank you." Chris said quietly. He smiled and walked into his house. Edward stayed outside for bit then walked back towards his house. "Yeah yeah, whatever..." Edward mumbled.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AHHHHHHH- I dont know why I ship Edward, Chris, and Nevin-

I made a ship chart for utaus

L u s t n e e d e d j u s t i c e !

I'm not sure where to take it from here though, so the next part, if there will be one, might take a while.

"The Confrontations."

Part three of the Affairs.

Lust looked in the mirror. His brother as off somewhere. God he could really use someone. But he had to do this alone.

He walked out the house and called his husband. "Lust?" Error asked. He sounded tired. Lust steadied himself. "I need to talk to you." Lust said. "Um, Okay? Should we-" but Error was cut off. "In thirty minutes at the park." Lust said. He hung up the phone. He had a look of determination on his face. "You can do this." Lust said to himself. He smiled.

___

Cross's jaw was dropped and he stared at Nightmare. Nightmare blushed a lavender, him being in his passive form and all. He gave a grin at his husband. He nodded and put a hand over the front of his spine.

Cross closed his mouth. Cross started to cry. "Honey are you okay?" Nightmare asked. Cross nodded. "I'm just so-so happy." Cross said through tiny sobs. He was overjoyed. Cross hugged Nightmare. "I love so so so much." Cross said, his head resting on Nightmare's shoulder.

"I love you too."

"My moon."

"My...X?.... No that sounds like I'm calling you my ex-"

Cross giggles. "We'll figure it out."

___

Error looked at the surrounds, waiting for Lust to arrive. Lust walked up to Error. "Error." Lust said firmly. "Hey." Error said. He had a feeling he knew what this was about. "I want a divorce."

Error looked relieved. "I do to. And I'm sorry for how I treated you, it's just that you're the only one who ever shows me affection and I thought I loved you and then i treated you how i was treated, and i know it was wrong, and I cheated, and I'm sorry. I can get the papers and you don't owe me anything."

Lust furrowed his eyebrows. He smacked Error hard. "I've known for a while now. And I agree. I don't owe you anything."

Error winced and looked away in shame.

He nodded. "It'll take a couple of months to get a divorce, as I'm sure you know, so uh...."

"I'll pack my bags and move back in with my brother where I've been staying for the past week."

Error nodded. "If you need any-"

"I don't need your help."

Error nodded. Lust turned away, pride on his face and he walked off. Error sighed. He texted Ink

'I'm getting divorced in two months.'

(So where I live it takes 60 days to get divorced if there ARENT children.)

'How'd it go?' Ink asked.

"Not awful, I only got slapped.'

'Did you apologize like I told you to?'

'Yes, Squid.'

'You did the best you could, Glitchy.'

_____

Lust went to his shared house with Error and started packing his bags. He did it. He was so excited. He'd call his brother when he was done packing.

___

"Are you done?" Nightmare asked his husband. "I'm jUsT sO hApPy."

____

It's short but I was just really excited to get my ideas out LUST WILL HAVE HIS JUSTICE SERVED

@nightmarexcross

Sorry I killed(autocorrect: kissed) mod error lmao

*inhales* OK. I DONT. USUALLY RANT. BUT. THIS. TICKS ME OFF SO MUCH. LIKE HOLY MACARONI AND CHEESE FUCK.

LIKE. EXCUSE ME? NON OF THIS IS ACCURATE?

Anyways, this post is just going to be debunking a whole lot of UTMV fandom stereo types and assumptions that have gone on for way to long.

As a totally cool person (unfortunately they don’t have tumblr) says,

“Underswap - Undertale but swapped and is NOTHING related to what the fandom did to fuck it up. So shut the fuck up.

(Cipher says: not to mention Underswap sans is not a dumbass marshmallow with a bow the size of a planet. He’s a two dimensional character with moral conflict, wants, needs, desires, dislikes, and beliefs.)

Underfell - If you can read and actually have a fucking brain, you can find the Underfell Tumblr and read the fuck up on Underfell's backstory. The characters are not just one-dimensional assholes. They have established personalities and not everything they do is on the evil/asshole line.

Underlust - Oh, where do I start with this? *ahem* It's not completely porn like 90% of this god damn fucking fandom thinks. Like in the case for Underfell, have you actually read its fucking backstory? Have you actually read the comics the creator made before she left the fandom? I think not. Underlust may have NSFW themes in it, but that's not all it is. The characters the creator could work on DO have personality, wants, needs, motives, you are just one of the many people who judge a book by its cover and give no effort to read up on what it really is so you can write something accurate about it.

Also, Undertail is the AU that is nothing but porn. Get your fucking facts straight, you half eaten head of lettuce.

Swapfell and Fellswap - Swapfell is Underswap given the Fell treatment. Fellswap is Underfell given the Swap treatment. Learn the difference, cause there's definitely fucking several.

Flowerfell - NOT a fucking Frans fanfiction, it's just Underfell with a couple major fucking differences that are flower curse related. This AU comes from a fanfiction called Overgrowth that the author deleted because nobody in this fucking fandom has the spine to be decent fucking people. There's NO Frans written in the story, it just has a Frisk that just so happens to be aged up FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY, NOT A GOD DAMN SHIP. Leave this AU alone. It's been through enough bullshit.”

while that Instagram post may have been a joke on their end, there are tons of people in the fandom that can, will, and do believe all of this. It’s time to stop this, because the creators of these aus have suffered for WAY. TOO. LONG.

I’m not going to put this person’s name here, because I don’t want them to get attacked by morons who think they “know better”

ALSO: FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS. PLEASE, PLEASE DO. THESE POOR CREATORS HAVE SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH.

Yeah! Gotta keep it clean for those dumbass fucking kids! Fucking little shits, children of whores.

Edward: Some people like to fucking curse but I don’t do that shit, I like to keep it fucking clean for the kids!