(Swear Warning)

(Swear Warning)

"Don't do it." Nightmare said sternly. "I'm gonna do it." Cross said, looking down from the balcony. "DO A BACKFLIP!" Killer yelled.

They were having a nice day, playing in the pool, Nightmare on the side lines because water hates him, when suddenly, Killer tells Cross he should jump off the balcony and into the pool.

Cross, thinking it was a good idea, went up to the balcony. "I'M GONNA DO A BACKFLIP!" Cross yelled. "No Babe STaY tHERE!-" Nightmare yelled at Cross, teleporting to the balcony. "Fucking JuMp oFf ThE rOoF iNstEaD yOu cOwArD!" Error said. "Guys?!"

"Cross, my baby, my love, If you jump off I'm not giving you cuddles." Nightmare said. Cross thought. "Sacrifies must be made-"

"Cross ⁿo-"

"Cross yes."

And then he jumped off.

And here we are, at the hospital.

"What the fuck did I tell you?"

"Not...to do it?"

"And what did you do?"

"A backflip."

"...."

"Cross I think he means-"

"No no let him figure it out."

"And jumped off the balcony and hit the concrete instead of the pool....."

"Exactly."

"I'mmmmm sorry baaaabbbbeeeee."

"Why is he slurring?" Killer asked.

"It's the morphine, dumbass." Horror said to Killer.

"I know you are Cross." Nightmare said, holding his lover's hand.

"So is he gonna die or not?"

"LUST?!"

"I'M JUST ASKING!"

"YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH HORROR-!"

"NO SHIT HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!"

"Niiiiigggghhhtttt.... tell them to stop yeelllling."

"Stop yelling."

"..."

"..."

"But you started it Nightmare-"

"Shh no talking. Get out."

"Niiiigggghhhhhttttt. I looooovvvveeeee yooouuuu."

"I know, Cross. I love you too, Cross."

"So does that mean cuddles?"

"Absolutely not, I'm a man of my word."

"F u c k ."

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Don't ask I'm on a sugar high and shipping spree XD

I literally just came up with this idea

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So yea hope you enjoy my shitposting