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JESUS CHRIST MY GOD NO!

WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO FUCKED UP

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

It's a baby black cat

Can people stop saying neurotypicals shouldn’t use stim/fidget toys??????

-people might not be diagnosed or realize they have adhd/autism/whatever and by telling them they cant use the thing you are restricting their access to something they might not even know they need but could help them immensely - esp if they are undiagnosed adhd its so hard to not have anything to fidget with when unmedicated imo

-saying only nd people can use them could make ppl feel they have to reveal diagnoses theyd rather keep private to avoid being looked down on for using them

-fidgeting can help nt people too

-the more people want them, nt and nd, the more available they will become for nd people as well as nt people and that availability can only benefit nds who fidget/stim

-it just generally doesn’t feel right to restrict access to things that benefit everyone (to me at least)

edit since apparently i didnt word this right: this does NOT APPLY to treating them like toys and not for their intended person, eg throwing them. But if nt people wanna fidget with a spinner and arent misusing them dont tell them they cant use it bc theyre nt mmkay

edit 2: I am, in fact, ADHD, if you didn’t pick up on that, and very well understand the importance of fidget toys to those who stim. Please don’t treat me like a neurotypical trying to steal resources from neurodivergent people.

*inhales* OK. I DONT. USUALLY RANT. BUT. THIS. TICKS ME OFF SO MUCH. LIKE HOLY MACARONI AND CHEESE FUCK.

LIKE. EXCUSE ME? NON OF THIS IS ACCURATE?

Anyways, this post is just going to be debunking a whole lot of UTMV fandom stereo types and assumptions that have gone on for way to long.

As a totally cool person (unfortunately they don’t have tumblr) says,

“Underswap - Undertale but swapped and is NOTHING related to what the fandom did to fuck it up. So shut the fuck up.

(Cipher says: not to mention Underswap sans is not a dumbass marshmallow with a bow the size of a planet. He’s a two dimensional character with moral conflict, wants, needs, desires, dislikes, and beliefs.)

Underfell - If you can read and actually have a fucking brain, you can find the Underfell Tumblr and read the fuck up on Underfell's backstory. The characters are not just one-dimensional assholes. They have established personalities and not everything they do is on the evil/asshole line.

Underlust - Oh, where do I start with this? *ahem* It's not completely porn like 90% of this god damn fucking fandom thinks. Like in the case for Underfell, have you actually read its fucking backstory? Have you actually read the comics the creator made before she left the fandom? I think not. Underlust may have NSFW themes in it, but that's not all it is. The characters the creator could work on DO have personality, wants, needs, motives, you are just one of the many people who judge a book by its cover and give no effort to read up on what it really is so you can write something accurate about it.

Also, Undertail is the AU that is nothing but porn. Get your fucking facts straight, you half eaten head of lettuce.

Swapfell and Fellswap - Swapfell is Underswap given the Fell treatment. Fellswap is Underfell given the Swap treatment. Learn the difference, cause there's definitely fucking several.

Flowerfell - NOT a fucking Frans fanfiction, it's just Underfell with a couple major fucking differences that are flower curse related. This AU comes from a fanfiction called Overgrowth that the author deleted because nobody in this fucking fandom has the spine to be decent fucking people. There's NO Frans written in the story, it just has a Frisk that just so happens to be aged up FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY, NOT A GOD DAMN SHIP. Leave this AU alone. It's been through enough bullshit.”

while that Instagram post may have been a joke on their end, there are tons of people in the fandom that can, will, and do believe all of this. It’s time to stop this, because the creators of these aus have suffered for WAY. TOO. LONG.

I’m not going to put this person’s name here, because I don’t want them to get attacked by morons who think they “know better”

ALSO: FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS. PLEASE, PLEASE DO. THESE POOR CREATORS HAVE SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH.

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I agree actually. I hate it and love it. I hate it because it seems abusive and toxic, but I've seen images and fanfictions that are written well, with no elusiveness and just fluff. I'm honestly only writing Afterdeath because I know people like it, even if it's, well, abusive to me. And it just doesn't sit well with me. They're relationship is always over sexualized, and I just cant. Geno clearly doesnt like it in most of the stories I've read, yet Reaper still does it. And after what happened to my mother and myself, it doesnt sit right with me. I don't really like most of the Afterdeath content out there because of this. The random basically ruined it for me.

I don't hate it completely, but I do fully agree with what you said about the "tsundere x pervert."

It disgust me to even think about it after everything that happened to me and my mom.

I'm writing a sanscest story, and the only reason I included it is because people like it.

Afterdeath?

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

y’all gonna hate me for this one shhdjhdsjhshs. i never really got the hype for them, not even when i first got into the fandom and loved popular ships.

it doesn’t help that i don’t like to ship reaper with anyone but life. i’m a multi-shipper, but reaper x life is god tier. not to mention, i see geno being aro-ace? i don’t know why? i just do? like i’ll ship afterink, but platonically.

also i’m not really sure why they would ever interact. i guess it’s built off the idea that reaper would travel to his au to reap him? but i always thought reaper only reaped within his own au. (don’t quote me on that though i’m not sure haha)

geno is my number one favorite sans, so it also hurts when people take the “tsundere x pervert” thing too far. i see people write reaper literally harassing geno, and geno doesn’t defend himself. it’s fucking gross.

i understand it’s not canon, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth when i see afterdeath.

not to mention, the afterdeath fandom is kinda.. wacky? wattpad, especially. i wrote a pretty popular book on wattpad, and when geno showed up in the story (which was ship-less, mind you) there was a comment saying “omg it’s reaper’s waifu!!! but not in this story hehe” or something similar to it. i wanted to scream because THAT’S NOT THE THING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON. IT WAS A SERIOUS MOMENT IN THE FIC.

i despise this ship and it is the only non-illegal ship i’ll never make quotes for.

if you think my hatred for it is bad, then you should’ve seen me a year ago! i still hate it, but 2019 me thought it was straight from hell!

Best headcanons I've ever read-

headcanons bc im bored af

kid:

- real name is Kai

- has a huge crush on Billy

- watches crime shows (w/ lily and billy)

- pretends to like science for billy

- parents ignore him

- gets into fights despite being

- a huge pacifist

- only crys when mad

- secretly shares a bed/sleeping bag with billy when they both go to sleepovers

- good at making music

- wants to be a detective

- smokes weed sometimes (w/ billy)

billy:

- has health problems and goes into hospital a lot

- actually a good singer

- can play ukulele

- great at drawing

- terrible handwriting tho

- has a huge crush on Kid (and nugget)

- has a pet rabbit

- loves biology and

- is really good at biology and chem but is terrible at physics

- wants to be a forensic scientist

- hates maths

- gets mad very rarely

- only swears when he’s really mad

- hates cindy (obviously)

- only watches crime shows bc Kid likes them

- actually really likes gore

- quite strong (can hit hard) despite not being able to lift anyone

- wants to set up a band with Kid

Lily:

- kinda has a crush on Cindy even after everything she did

- has a pet tortoise

- pacifist until she gets mad

- is the older twin

- has a small flower garden thingy

- hates gore

- secretly is rly strong and can probably lift buggs if she wanted to

- “the quiet kid”

- loves pastel colors

- likes to paint

- wants to run her own detective agency when she’s older (and will possibly employ kid and billy)

- allergic to dogs

- forgives people too easily

Jerome:

- crushing on monty super hard

- great at doing tricks with his yo-yo’s

- is monty’s favourite customer

- his dad wants him to be the next principal

- but he actually wants to be a musician

- rly good at guitar

- and didn’t take any lessons

- probably the kid that puts his feet up on the desk

- sassy af

- uses snapchat and insta too much

- throws amazing parties when his parents aren’t in town

- his mum works at a bank

- the rich kid

- probably got high once

- and it was probably by accident

- has kissed monty twice

- hates it when ppl smoke (especially monty)

monty:

- cute af

- “being straight was my phase”

- pretended to date jerome to make his ex mad

- jerome made out with him

- “i told you to pretend to date me! not stick your tongue down my throat!”

- actually liked it bc

- he’s also crushing on jerome

- can get quite agitated and paranoid

- only jerome can calm him

- calls jerome at 3am bc he cant sleep

- insomniac

- lives on energy drinks (and coffee sometimes)

- smokes behind jerome’s back

- smokes weed too

- sells weed to Kid

- takes anti-depressants

Cindy:

- not as much as a bitch anymore

- another rich kid

- wears too much makeup and slutty clothes

- loves hot pink

- wants to work at starbucks

- is actually a gamer (and is quite good)

- plays games w/ everyone

- loves shooter games

- salty af

- has 3 dogs

- dog person

- wants to date lily and is planning to confess on lily’s birthday

- “lesbian power, bitch!”

- found out she was lesbian after dating Kid

- was only nasty bc she loved lily