JESUS CHRIST MY GOD NO!
WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO FUCKED UP
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Isn't he just dreamy?
WHY ISNT THERE MORE OF THIS EBEHEHEJEJ-
After extensive research I've come to the devastating conclusion that there is no content for crosslust
I'm in a human mood so I utilised my own versions
Part 2!
Part 1 here.
Slightly content warning for the beginning. Just a little shirt lifted is all.
"At least they're both happy."
I love Crossmare but the first ships I loved were Cream and Nightkiller.
It's AnGsTy cRoSsMarE tO mE oKaY
Enk: we shud sttart war
Eror: ye
War happen
Noot: ✌
Drem: ✅
Crocs: 🕍❔
Enk: Yis.
2 scnds ltr
Enk: who want live us?
List, Frush,Doost, Hore, boo, Kisser, eror, &any1elseyoforgot: oh kay.
A yer in
Noot: dont press button
Kisser: fuk u
Press button
Eror: oh nó
Crocs: fuhhuhc YeAs-
Crocs Care: no fair
Kisser: fuc
Everyone else: fuck
Noot: I throw up
Drem: what r these tings on me beck?
Everyone: REEEEEEEEE-
Eror: u idot.
Enk: wll we just have 2 liv wit it.
A month in
Enk: I kill you now.
Noot: Wut?
Noot: le ded
Drem: nuuuuuu exile u-
Enk: erase mem
Drem: o h n o he commited self deletus
Crocs Care: 4 da bst tbh.
Frush: Oui.
Hore: well shit
Doost: Imma head out.
Boo: nu pls
Drem: ye my 2 we all go separate ways
Noot: ha ha bitches I'm an angel now
Enk: Well shit.
Noot: he kill.
Ervy1: Le gasp. How could.
Enk: Kisser was in cahoots.
Ervy1: No!
Kisser: Ye he tell truth.
Every1: Exile!
Kissr &enk: Kay bai
3 scnds ltr
Enk: we srry
Crocs: ok
List: we forgive but not really.
Enk: let's repeat my betrayal process over
Drem: good idea.
Drem: I h8 my broher. He pop now. I los. ;-;
Noot: suck it up
Eror: It ok drem
Noot: How dare u fuk my brother
Eror: wut?
Evry1,even drem: le gasp! How could he!
Crocs Care: b r u h
Noot: wait no he didnt
Evey1: gasp. K.
List and Crocs: I found this positive pregnancy test.
Ervy1: Le gasp! Who?!
List: No fucking clue.
Doost: k guess we wait.
Enk: let's paint mansion.
Noot: good ide.
5 min ltr
Noot: my eye! Bad enk!
Enk: cLl NiNe OnE oNə
At host
Doc: he he fine, give a fe weeeks
Ervy: k.
Home
Hore: Gud huse.
Enk: ikr
Evey1: let fuk.
Ev1: k.
Crocs Care: 13-15.
Crocs: Go to the bar and be Gud kid.
Noot: dun come home till 12.
Crocs Care: Kk.
Kisser: why we no press button again to reverse?
Eoro: One time thing.
Kisser: Dumass.
Euro: te I should have planned that further
Enk: how do strings?
Euro/eoro/eror: let show
Boo: gae
Noot: my Eh e rak lindget to heal.
Hore: o nu
Crocs Care: I home.
Crocs: You've been gone for a month.
Crocs Care: Shut.
List: time is irrelevant. Hey wut this?
Rest buton: hi.
List: Le gasp!
Frush: No!
List: to be contoured.
I cant fucking sleep. Its 2:16 a.m.
she/he/they/fae/fey/xe autistic little guy (gender neutral) take everything older than a year ago with a grain of salt, I've most likely changed from then.
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