I Cant Fucking Sleep. Its 2:16 A.m.

@nightmarexcross

Shitpost crossmare-

You anyone have an idea of some ships I could draw?

I've drawn Crossmare and horrorlust, put what other ship should I draw??

I’ve changed how I want the dream smp to restart for the update.

Karl.

I want Karl to call everyone, and I mean everyone like even Alyssa everyone, to a building.

I want him to tell him all that he’s a time traveler and how he tried to set the world right and fix things but by doing so he only doomed the world (the egg.)

I want to say that they have only one shot at living and how he’s sorry.

I want him to light an end portal (but no one knows what it is) and slowly one by one everyone drops into it.

I then want everyone to appear on a brand new dream smp with no memory or the past one or what happened on the last one.

Everyone has slight memories of each other and the relationships they had but no solid ones.

Only Karl knows.

I want to see Tommy and Ranboo on edge around Dream but have no idea why.

I want Tubbo to freak out at the first firework he sees but have no idea why.

I want people to be scared of sapnap near their pets.

I want Funny accidentally calling Wilbur dad.

I want wilbur lightly humming the anthem while building his house.

I want to see the sbi building houses next to each other’s and Techno complaining that they are too close to his house.

I want Eret making a comment about how nice a castle would look in a place.

I want captain puffy handing out flowers and making sure Nikki always had a new one.

I want Phil on edge whenever Wilbur is near a button.

I want Tommy to build a bench and Tubbo just sits down like he always has. I want Tubbo to offer to play a disc he found.

I want Sam subconsciously placing himself between Tommy and Dream.

I want Dream following Puffy around randomly before pausing and walking away.

I want Connor to avoid Techno and Tommy when they are near any form of water.

I want Quackity to always move to stand next to either Sap or Karl.

I want George to build a cottage while making Dream collect all the materials for it, maybe jokingly calling him his knight.

I want Tubbo showing Schlatt his house and schlatt being impressed and insulting anyone else in the call with them.

I want Jack to adore Tubbo but avoid Tommy when he can.

I want Bad and Skeppy to build a house together and Ant being their next door neighbor.

I want Nikki to open a bakery and Karl’s fear that they’ll remember.

I want to taunted with the past and only Karl knows (and us of course)



That post about Perirep being like Shadowpeach hehe

I originally wanted to say "Toxic yaoi but it's actually toxic" when making this but now i don't really know what to say

Anyway have this i can finally rest now

Cross, drunk: I am jUan PabLlLlO

NM: Your name is Cross, babe.

Cross: I dont understannnndddd....

NM: You speak english sweetie.

Cross: Shut up.

NM: Cross! Let's go home.

Cross: No.. please. I love you.

NM: I love you too. We're going home where there's chocolate.

Cross: Chocolate?! Yeeessss!

NM: You're a dumbass. And you're my dumbass.

Ever since I read IBVS I imagine Nightmare to be Spanish but like I love the the head canon where Cross is and-

Cross, drunk: Yo sOy JuAAAn PabLllllo..

Nightmare: Your name is Cross, babe.

Cross: No entiendo....

Nightmare: You speak english sweetie

Cross: Caiate

Nightmare: Cross! Let's go home.

Cross: No por favor. . .Te amo

Nightmare: I love you too. We're going home where there's chocolate.

Cross: Chocolate?! Siiiiii!

Nightmare: You're a dumbass. And your my dumbass.

(I hope I spelled that right I'm still learning Spanish -w-"") (Mod Error: It's almost perfect!)

Ladies! So I’m sure we’ve all heard of the absolutely horrifying thing going around about April 24th. Anyway, while a lot of us are really hoping that it’s just a hoax and isn’t going to happen, we should still be taking precautions. So here are some things you should really remember if you have to go out by yourself on April 24th (or any day!) If you aren’t able to grab a friend to take with you or something like that, keep the following in mind!

Stay in public areas. No matter where you are going that day, find a place that has a lot of people and stay near them.

Carry a long object such as an umbrella with you. It’s been proven that if an attacker looking for victims sees someone carrying a long item they can defend themselves at a distance with, the attacker will ignore them and look for someone else.

Carry some kind of defense with you wherever you go. Pepper spray, wasp spray (which is much cheaper, shoots farther, and works just as well), a knife, whatever makes you feel safe, carry it. Another good idea would be a pointed object, like maybe a sharpened pencil. If you’re grabbed, stab for all you are worth at the eyes. Don’t hesitate. Stab forcefully.

Wear dull colors and clothing that will not make you stand out in a crowd. DO NOT WEAR A HOODIE!!! An attacker can jerk the hood down over your face to disorient you, and, if the hoodie has drawstrings on it, they might even use it as a choking device. (A far-fetched idea, but it could happen).

Wear closed-toed shoes that have a sturdy structure. If you’re attacked and are trying to kick your attacker, you don’t want to be wearing something like flip flops or sandals, because one, you’ll end up hurting yourself kicking with your bare feet, and two, your attacker will not feel a lot of pain. Make sure you wear shoes that will hurt if you kick someone with them, and keep your feet covered so you can kick as hard as you want.

Do not wear your hair in a bun, ponytail, braids, or any other hairstyle that can be grabbed easily.

Utilize your hands, feet, and elbows. If you are grabbed, kick, slap, bite, scratch, and pinch for all you are worth. If you’re grabbed from behind, swing your legs up in front of you to chest level, then kick behind you with all you’ve got. If you’re grabbed from in front, kick with all your might in the groin area, and also at the knees. If your attacker’s knees buckle, they’ll spend a few seconds regaining their balance or getting to their feet, which buys you some time to get the heck out of there. Also note that the underarm area between the elbow and shoulder is extremely sensitive. Pinch there as hard as you possibly can. Also scratch as viciously as you can at the face (especially the eyes).

If you are attacked, and you’re wearing a mask, RIP IT OFF. There are several reasons for this. If you’re trying to scream while wearing a mask, for one thing, the sound will be muffled, and for another, you’ll eventually have to stop for breath, and you might accidentally inhale your mask. (Try talking quickly for several minutes while wearing a mask. You’ll see what I mean and realize that you don’t want a mask on while screaming). Another reason to take the mask off is that your attacker could use it as a kind of gag to silence you, or maybe even to choke and weaken you. Wearing a mask will also prevent you from being able to bite, which is really handy to do if you’re attacked. So if you’re wearing a mask and you’re attacked, tear the mask off. Don’t worry about the virus.

If you are about to go out of wherever you are to your car, do not get your keys out or look at your phone while you’re in the parking lot or garage. Get your keys out while you’re in a public area, then walk out to your car, being extremely observant. You can hold your keys in your fist if you want, but it won’t really repel an attacker. (So, again, an umbrella is useful). Then, when you get to your car, do not get in the car and sit looking at your phone. Whatever it is you want to look at can wait until you get home. An attacker will absolutely climb in your car and force you to drive somewhere. Don’t sit around. Leave.

Be aware of your surroundings. If you feel like you’re being followed, go to a public area and call a friend or family member to come find you. Tell them your exact location, then stay in the area until they come get you. Have them walk you to your car and see you safely off. Either that, or get a security guard or somebody trustworthy to escort you from the store.

If you are being tailed in your car, call a friend or family member who lives in a well-populated area and calmly tell them you’re coming over. Then take as many detours as you possibly can until you reach their house. When you get there, go straight inside. Wait until you are certain you’re not being followed any more; maybe even stay the night. When you go out again, leave the area by a different route and drive down as many roads and turns as you can just in case you’re still being followed.

If you’re approaching your car to get into it, and you see a car parked beside yours with a person sitting on the side right beside the driver's seat of your car, then stop and go back into the store or whatever you just came from. Have someone like a security guard or a cashier walk you to your car. Don’t feel like you’re being a nuisance. Your suspicions about the other person could be legitimate.

If you’re using a public restroom, don’t let your guard down. Do your business quickly. If someone tries to force the door, throw all your weight against it and scream for help. If your attacker tries crawling under the door, kick their head with all your might, step on them, anything, while still screaming. If your attacker is only trying to force the door, don’t try to crawl into another stall. That other stall most likely will be open, and your attacker will easily figure out that you’re trying to escape. You may also get stuck crawling. Stay in the stall you are in. If screaming doesn’t do anything, you may have to call the police. If nobody tries forcing the door, still keep extreme caution exiting the stall. Be on your guard as you wash your hands, and keep a sharp lookout in the mirror. Don’t linger in the bathroom. Get out as fast as you can.

If you are in a building with stairs and an elevator, TAKE THE ELEVATOR. If you see someone on the elevator you wouldn’t feel comfortable being alone with, stay the heck off. Waiting a few minutes for the elevator to come around again is way better than potentially getting assaulted.

Please, stay safe, and exercise extreme caution. We can only hope that the sick people who are encouraging assault are too cowardly to carry it out.

Crosslust ship child uwu

Also her and Keen are twins

MCYT twitter is having a holiday party, and MCYT tumblr is invited too!

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Fundy's Wedding Song: Altar

It was just a prank

It was all fake, we weren't actually meant to go on a date.

We had a feast, and watched a movie

Then we did some unspeakable things

And we both loved it all so so much,

So we went outside to the parking lot,

I opened up my trunk, and I pulled a beautiful ring

I said "Hey, we had really really good time. I never want to say good bye."

You went, "Well all my friends are married as well, so I guess we should join in."

And I laughed, I smiled and I admit I cried

I made sure it was all perfect,

I only invited personal Friends

I knew how much you liked to blow things up, I mean it's pretty obvious you blew up my dad's country-

But anyways I prepared the cannons.

The little gremlin children came down,

They made sure to not let us down,

And flowers were upon us.

Your bestfriend, he walked you down the aisle

My best man, was supposed to be adoptive father but he didn't show up to sign the papers-

The braidsmaids danced around, they all looked so damn proud.

My father, who was a ghost, was ready to sign us to life.

I looked at you, and you looked at me.

We said our vows, handed us our rings, and we were about to kiss when your ex screamed

He hit me, he took you by the arm, you followed you reluctantly

And you two kissed

And Sapnap screamed, George fled, but before he did,

He said you didn't pull back!

Tommy came up and asked if you did, you didn't answer and he laughed, Tommy came up to me, put his hand on my shoulders

Everyone started to scream

Then I said "quiet", and asked, "why?"

And then you left me standing at the altar

Standing at altar

Wondering what I should do

I was left standing at the altar

Altar

I wish I could alter time

You left me standing by the altar

Standing by the altar,

I wish I could go back in time

To tell myself,

Not to open that trunk.

Instead I'm standing at the altar haven't even changed out of my suit.

You left me standing...

In shock, and by the altar. Forever.

(This is just a song I'm not actually shipping Dream and Fundy or Dream and George it's just for fun! :D)

He just feeling a bit depressed