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Him and La'Lia are twins

Good blogs in general:

@amii-stuff

In several fandoms, the ones I'm most similar with are DHMIS and FNAF, I know them for their art skills

@shawzii

I mostly know them for their amazing dhmis art

@mery--the--dreamer

Kindergarten & Dhmis is what I know them for, and their amazing art skills like seriously they're good.

@dhmis-headcanons

A collection of headcanons of dhmis submitted by several users

@motivational-dhmis

Motivation and advice from dhmis characters

@frostiwars

An amazing artist (I like their gore the most)

@pifxhh

An amazing artist as well

@vf-whitehall

An amazing artist mostly around dhmis. Some posts are in Spanish and other in english, however the majority is spanish. Though language doesn't stop me from loving their art!

@onebizarrekai

While they are mostly known for their Undertale art, they are in other fandoms. Their art and blig was one of the first I followed and they're super creative and talented.

@tobias-hankel

An amazing writer! My favorite is their Criminal Minds BAU Group Chat on AO3!

Dhmis askblogs

Guess what

@deadfire910isstanningninjago

I have another account lmao

I m b e i n g a c c e p t e d -

Cross: What the-!? Why is your back all scratched up?!

Passive! Nightmare: *Flashback to messing with a rabid raccoon after Cross told him not to*

Passive! Nightmare: ..I’m having an affair!

(Swear Warning)

"Don't do it." Nightmare said sternly. "I'm gonna do it." Cross said, looking down from the balcony. "DO A BACKFLIP!" Killer yelled.

They were having a nice day, playing in the pool, Nightmare on the side lines because water hates him, when suddenly, Killer tells Cross he should jump off the balcony and into the pool.

Cross, thinking it was a good idea, went up to the balcony. "I'M GONNA DO A BACKFLIP!" Cross yelled. "No Babe STaY tHERE!-" Nightmare yelled at Cross, teleporting to the balcony. "Fucking JuMp oFf ThE rOoF iNstEaD yOu cOwArD!" Error said. "Guys?!"

"Cross, my baby, my love, If you jump off I'm not giving you cuddles." Nightmare said. Cross thought. "Sacrifies must be made-"

"Cross ⁿo-"

"Cross yes."

And then he jumped off.

And here we are, at the hospital.

"What the fuck did I tell you?"

"Not...to do it?"

"And what did you do?"

"A backflip."

"...."

"Cross I think he means-"

"No no let him figure it out."

"And jumped off the balcony and hit the concrete instead of the pool....."

"Exactly."

"I'mmmmm sorry baaaabbbbeeeee."

"Why is he slurring?" Killer asked.

"It's the morphine, dumbass." Horror said to Killer.

"I know you are Cross." Nightmare said, holding his lover's hand.

"So is he gonna die or not?"

"LUST?!"

"I'M JUST ASKING!"

"YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH HORROR-!"

"NO SHIT HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!"

"Niiiiigggghhhtttt.... tell them to stop yeelllling."

"Stop yelling."

"..."

"..."

"But you started it Nightmare-"

"Shh no talking. Get out."

"Niiiigggghhhhhttttt. I looooovvvveeeee yooouuuu."

"I know, Cross. I love you too, Cross."

"So does that mean cuddles?"

"Absolutely not, I'm a man of my word."

"F u c k ."

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Don't ask I'm on a sugar high and shipping spree XD

I literally just came up with this idea

@nightmarexcross

So yea hope you enjoy my shitposting

No, see, now I imagine Edward as a secret theater nerd instead of Chris.

And I hope its true.

Edward: BRING IT ON, NERD FROM HELL!

Isaac: You could at least be more sophisticated…

Edward: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Isaac: Even worse somehow.

The number one Perirep hater: Timmy Fairywinkle-Cosma.

Ladies! So I’m sure we’ve all heard of the absolutely horrifying thing going around about April 24th. Anyway, while a lot of us are really hoping that it’s just a hoax and isn’t going to happen, we should still be taking precautions. So here are some things you should really remember if you have to go out by yourself on April 24th (or any day!) If you aren’t able to grab a friend to take with you or something like that, keep the following in mind!

Stay in public areas. No matter where you are going that day, find a place that has a lot of people and stay near them.

Carry a long object such as an umbrella with you. It’s been proven that if an attacker looking for victims sees someone carrying a long item they can defend themselves at a distance with, the attacker will ignore them and look for someone else.

Carry some kind of defense with you wherever you go. Pepper spray, wasp spray (which is much cheaper, shoots farther, and works just as well), a knife, whatever makes you feel safe, carry it. Another good idea would be a pointed object, like maybe a sharpened pencil. If you’re grabbed, stab for all you are worth at the eyes. Don’t hesitate. Stab forcefully.

Wear dull colors and clothing that will not make you stand out in a crowd. DO NOT WEAR A HOODIE!!! An attacker can jerk the hood down over your face to disorient you, and, if the hoodie has drawstrings on it, they might even use it as a choking device. (A far-fetched idea, but it could happen).

Wear closed-toed shoes that have a sturdy structure. If you’re attacked and are trying to kick your attacker, you don’t want to be wearing something like flip flops or sandals, because one, you’ll end up hurting yourself kicking with your bare feet, and two, your attacker will not feel a lot of pain. Make sure you wear shoes that will hurt if you kick someone with them, and keep your feet covered so you can kick as hard as you want.

Do not wear your hair in a bun, ponytail, braids, or any other hairstyle that can be grabbed easily.

Utilize your hands, feet, and elbows. If you are grabbed, kick, slap, bite, scratch, and pinch for all you are worth. If you’re grabbed from behind, swing your legs up in front of you to chest level, then kick behind you with all you’ve got. If you’re grabbed from in front, kick with all your might in the groin area, and also at the knees. If your attacker’s knees buckle, they’ll spend a few seconds regaining their balance or getting to their feet, which buys you some time to get the heck out of there. Also note that the underarm area between the elbow and shoulder is extremely sensitive. Pinch there as hard as you possibly can. Also scratch as viciously as you can at the face (especially the eyes).

If you are attacked, and you’re wearing a mask, RIP IT OFF. There are several reasons for this. If you’re trying to scream while wearing a mask, for one thing, the sound will be muffled, and for another, you’ll eventually have to stop for breath, and you might accidentally inhale your mask. (Try talking quickly for several minutes while wearing a mask. You’ll see what I mean and realize that you don’t want a mask on while screaming). Another reason to take the mask off is that your attacker could use it as a kind of gag to silence you, or maybe even to choke and weaken you. Wearing a mask will also prevent you from being able to bite, which is really handy to do if you’re attacked. So if you’re wearing a mask and you’re attacked, tear the mask off. Don’t worry about the virus.

If you are about to go out of wherever you are to your car, do not get your keys out or look at your phone while you’re in the parking lot or garage. Get your keys out while you’re in a public area, then walk out to your car, being extremely observant. You can hold your keys in your fist if you want, but it won’t really repel an attacker. (So, again, an umbrella is useful). Then, when you get to your car, do not get in the car and sit looking at your phone. Whatever it is you want to look at can wait until you get home. An attacker will absolutely climb in your car and force you to drive somewhere. Don’t sit around. Leave.

Be aware of your surroundings. If you feel like you’re being followed, go to a public area and call a friend or family member to come find you. Tell them your exact location, then stay in the area until they come get you. Have them walk you to your car and see you safely off. Either that, or get a security guard or somebody trustworthy to escort you from the store.

If you are being tailed in your car, call a friend or family member who lives in a well-populated area and calmly tell them you’re coming over. Then take as many detours as you possibly can until you reach their house. When you get there, go straight inside. Wait until you are certain you’re not being followed any more; maybe even stay the night. When you go out again, leave the area by a different route and drive down as many roads and turns as you can just in case you’re still being followed.

If you’re approaching your car to get into it, and you see a car parked beside yours with a person sitting on the side right beside the driver's seat of your car, then stop and go back into the store or whatever you just came from. Have someone like a security guard or a cashier walk you to your car. Don’t feel like you’re being a nuisance. Your suspicions about the other person could be legitimate.

If you’re using a public restroom, don’t let your guard down. Do your business quickly. If someone tries to force the door, throw all your weight against it and scream for help. If your attacker tries crawling under the door, kick their head with all your might, step on them, anything, while still screaming. If your attacker is only trying to force the door, don’t try to crawl into another stall. That other stall most likely will be open, and your attacker will easily figure out that you’re trying to escape. You may also get stuck crawling. Stay in the stall you are in. If screaming doesn’t do anything, you may have to call the police. If nobody tries forcing the door, still keep extreme caution exiting the stall. Be on your guard as you wash your hands, and keep a sharp lookout in the mirror. Don’t linger in the bathroom. Get out as fast as you can.

If you are in a building with stairs and an elevator, TAKE THE ELEVATOR. If you see someone on the elevator you wouldn’t feel comfortable being alone with, stay the heck off. Waiting a few minutes for the elevator to come around again is way better than potentially getting assaulted.

Please, stay safe, and exercise extreme caution. We can only hope that the sick people who are encouraging assault are too cowardly to carry it out.

I would like to love with you and these alpacas

I’m moving next month, so here is the last arrangement of my rainbow Alpacasso herd before I start packing them to move!