No, See, Now I Imagine Edward As A Secret Theater Nerd Instead Of Chris.

[VERSION ONE]

Swearing

   Cross sat down and the bench. He winced as he took his shirt off. The Bad Sanses just got out of a brutal fight with the Star Sanses. Nightmare cracked his hands and prepared the magic. Dust looked over at Cross' back.

    His ribcage was scratched up badly. "What the fuck? Why is your back scratched up so badly?"

The gang looked over at his ribcage. Nightmare raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend.

   Cross flashed back to the time, a few days ago, where he found a stray cat. He went to pet it, and it attacked him.

Cross came back to reality. "Umm... Well- Its uh- Heheh-"

   Cross bblushed in embarsement and started sweating nervously. "Did Nightmare fuck you-"

   "Oh god no, we agreed to wait till marriage." Nightmare said.

Cross panicked. "I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR-" Cross blurted out. "Oh. Oh shit. " Dust said. Cross' eyes widened at what he said. "Wait no, no no, that-that's not what I meant to say!" Cross said looking at Nightmare.  "How could you?" He asked.

   "Nightmare- That isn't true- I-I-I didn't mean to say that, it-it's not even true!" Cross shouted, panicking. Lust bit his 'lip'. Killer fiddled with his fingers, clearly uncomfortable. Nightmare sighed. He went silent for a while. They all did. "You picked up a stray cat didn't you?

"Yeah..."

[VERSION TWO]

    Nightmare came back home after a long fight with Dream. He was in his passive form. He sat next to Cross on the bed. Cross smiled at his husband. "Can you heal me honey?" Nightmare asked. Cross nodded. "Of course, my moon." Nightmare smiled and took his shirt off. Cross paused at seeing his back.

"What the-?! What happened to your back, moon?!" Cross asked.

Nightmare paused and went back to the day before, where he found a box of kittens and a mama cat. He tried to take them home but the mama cat didn't like it and, well, scratched his back up. Nightmare blushed in embarrassment and blurted out, "I'm having an affair!"

Cross sighed. "What's the real reason?" He asked. Nightmare teared up. "I just wanted the kittens!"

_____

So its shitty but I had a good laugh.

Cross: What the-!? Why is your back all scratched up?!

Passive! Nightmare: *Flashback to messing with a rabid raccoon after Cross told him not to*

Passive! Nightmare: ..I’m having an affair!

@nightmarexcross

Shitpost crossmare-

IBVS WEEK DAY SIX I THINK

HSM doesnt belond to me

Neither does IBVS

@onebizarrekai

Day six is soaring so-

I cant fucking sleep. Its 2:16 a.m.

Please kill me

I think it is obvious that i have a small obsession with Alpacas and Llamas

B r u h we're literally the same person

OG ACROSSNIGHTERRORS

@acrossnighterrors

Cross and Error giggled to each other. They were collecting flowers. Nightmare was inside. Cross and Error had started dating a year ago, and all was going fine until they realised Nightmare was jealous of them. Not just of Cross or Error, but both of them.

He was jealous because they cared about each other so much. Jealous because he had a crush on Cross. Jealous because he always liked Error. He couldn't believe he was in love with two people who were dating.

Error and Cross had found out while Nightmare was on the phone with Dream. Error and Cross had talked about it. Cross had mentioned how he also liked Nightmare, but he loved Error as well.

"I love you and Nightmare as well. I just thought that.. I could only have one." Error had said. Cross thought about all those fanfictions Dream madehimread- I mean showed him. "What about we all date? Poly relationship I think it's called. If we all love each other it should work out." Cross said.

That was a week ago. As I said they were picking flowers. They had planned to ask Nightmare out. They hoped he said yes.

Once they finished they headed inside. Nightmare looked over at them. "I hope Killer isn't around. With that pollen he might die." Nightmare said, looking back to his book. Cross giggled and came over to Nightmare, Error slowly coming slowly behind him.

"What do you two need?" Nightmare asked

"Will you go out with us?!" Cross and Error asked excitedly, handing the flowers out to him. Nightmare blushed a cyan, a tentacle grabbing the flowers. "Excuse me? Aren't you two... dating?" He asked nervously. Cross beamed at him, smiling. "Yes but we want to date you as well! We love you and each other, Nighty!"

'God Cross was too cute for his own good.' Nightmare thought. He swallowed.

"Oh stars yes now get these flowers out of here before we all sneeze to death-"

Horrorlust

no reason in particular, but, uh, does anyone happen to have, oh i don't know, a list of all the times/episodes 2012!Donnie has almost died and is gotten seriously injured?

haha, no reason.

i'm not making a chart about each tmnt donnie and everything they've been through.

I get really uncomfortable when anyone, even if they're neuro divergent, uses the r slur. I myself don't understand reclaiming slurs, though,

I saw the r slur hashtag thing,but he has adhd so I think he’s allowed to say it? Correct me if I’m wrong!

Gahh i don't know really?? I know a lot of people say that neurodivergent/disabled folks can reclaim the R word and stuff but i still get really uncomfortable with that word and due to some experience i would still not rather look or talk about mcyt and/or dream+the rest of his friend group..