MMM MMM MMMM

someone needs to give blackbeard the power of eyeliner.

no cause what?

that sounds good!

{no dont ever fucking talk to me again if i see you in public ill turn into a toad and hop into your bag and shit in there}

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

who are asexuals 😔

[This disappointment wants to be a moist dragon]

Would you like to come over and look at the moon with me?

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

William Fucking Byers