Someone Needs To Give Blackbeard The Power Of Eyeliner.

if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

yeah

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

Buffalo bill shoulda just bought a pair of amazon titties and been done with it

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

i love you

and only you

i want a sitcom about a psychic who can see crimes before they happen so they work for the police and while working there she meets a skeptical young officer{ill call her cop 1} and slowly they fall in love with each other and have brunch and stay up late together watching horror movies while the cop is like "okay slitting a throat would not produce that much blood" and they dye each others hair and the cops older brother is also a cop {cop 2} and he's even more skeptical. but the psychic dyes the officers hair pink and the officer dyes the psychics hair black, and staying up so late has made the psychic have dark eye circles and a pale face, and they have a sense of humor that's just a smidge too dark. and then cop 2 gets really suspicious of the psychic because he predicted something slightly off and her backstory just doesn't add up to her resume and you start to realise all these murders and arsons were somehow tied to cop 1s enemies and childhood bullies and then its revealed that the psychic has been stalking cop 1 for 3 years and has been committing the crimes herself in order to make cop 1 fall in love with her

How evil and sinister may I query you, Sir?

You may not query the dead. Or the lost souls of earth.

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