I Want A Sitcom About A Psychic Who Can See Crimes Before They Happen So They Work For The Police And
i want a sitcom about a psychic who can see crimes before they happen so they work for the police and while working there she meets a skeptical young officer{ill call her cop 1} and slowly they fall in love with each other and have brunch and stay up late together watching horror movies while the cop is like "okay slitting a throat would not produce that much blood" and they dye each others hair and the cops older brother is also a cop {cop 2} and he's even more skeptical. but the psychic dyes the officers hair pink and the officer dyes the psychics hair black, and staying up so late has made the psychic have dark eye circles and a pale face, and they have a sense of humor that's just a smidge too dark. and then cop 2 gets really suspicious of the psychic because he predicted something slightly off and her backstory just doesn't add up to her resume and you start to realise all these murders and arsons were somehow tied to cop 1s enemies and childhood bullies and then its revealed that the psychic has been stalking cop 1 for 3 years and has been committing the crimes herself in order to make cop 1 fall in love with her
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Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
James: Struts into the room with a pout*
Sirius and remus: looking at each other confused*
sirius -mouthing to remus-: -what's up with him?-
Remus: shrugs* evans a has been with me
Sirius: looking more confused,* ill ask
YO PRONGS WHATS WROOONNNGG
James:......
Peter: he's out of hair gel
as i listen to my Nintendo music on blast and sip from my tea, i can feel the outside storm blasting through me with thunder and rain.
my mood changed every 5 minutes when a new song comes on now, just now when writing this the song changed from new donk city festival (japanese) super mario odyssey to Nintendo 3ds music find mii I NOW FEEL MEDIEVAL NOT JAZZY!!1
Ugh I'm so sexy, WERE SO SEXY
Bro look at you 😩
Ugh can't even compare to you :(
i just dont understand how people can be so mean and uncaring. how does it not eat you up inside?
"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
Picture this
i am the type of witch you read about in story books.
i wear a long pointy black hat.
my skin, pale as moonlight.
an old fashioned broom lies beside my front door.
no one has ever seen my garden.
no one knows anything about me regardless of the fact that i moved into the neighborhood long ago.
i never seem to age.
sometimes two stray black cats linger about my front yard suspiciously.
and sometimes if you are in the right place at the stroke of midnight on the night of a full moon you may see a flicker of a dark silhouette.
i want to make fresh cake and then go out with you to a park and have a picnic!!!!!!!
PLEASE
who are asexuals 😔
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[This disappointment wants to be a moist dragon]
