no cause what?
that sounds good!
{no dont ever fucking talk to me again if i see you in public ill turn into a toad and hop into your bag and shit in there}
Australia 7:50 pm
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
dcad-pxct-nciiilism
[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:
Every “i” is replaced by “iii” Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it
like if you’re team sleepy. reblog if you’re team tired. do both if you think they’re in gay love.
being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"
"you wear fine things well"
crying, screaming, shitting my pants, projectile vomiting, ripping my face off, violently convulsing, punching holes through my tv, ripping the carpet out. shaving my head, Tattooing "live laugh love" on my ankle, becoming a salesman, pitching you a life insurance scam for 40 minutes on the phone, you agree because im charming, it was a ploy, i needed the money for a time machine, i travel to the 18th century, i slap stede bonnet in the face.
my librarian / art teachers name is beth and I MADE A JOKE AND CALLED HER "BETHTIE" AND NOW SHE THINKS I HAVE A LISP BUT THE THING IS I DID HAVE A LISP I WORKED AROUND IT BUT I STILL STUTTER SOMETIMES AND IDK HOW TO TELL HER IT WAS A JOKE-
marauders n co as possum memes bc
james
remus
sirius
peter
regulus
lily
marlene
mary
dorcas
You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same