Coming To Get You

“is that all i am to you?” Thomas Sanders I Am In Your Walls.

Nintendo Characters Who Are Canonically Anti-Union:

1) Mr. Grizz

2) Toadette

Janus and Remus are really angling for Logan to lose it huh-

she got a scratch on her nose. very sad :(

when my girlfriend and I are wearing masks and I’m holding my crutches so we can’t kiss or hug or hold hands we head butt each other instead.

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

Yeah, they always say that like I am some poor soul visiting or something but I am just here to return back home for a rest. Ah, how I missed how the crisp clear smell of indifference that verges into apathy makes the heavy smell of dread you feel towards the future smell just like a family reunion.

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*