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My dnd character before the campaign: famed and highly celebrated lawyer with decades of difficult, complicated cases under his belt.

My dnd character in my first session playing him: operating in a makeshift court and accusing a goat of perjury and contempt of court.

Imagine if Blaze and Silver had been in Sonic X

Thank you Governor Newsom

GOD?????

thank god i’m hot enough to get away with how annoying i am

Yeah, they always say that like I am some poor soul visiting or something but I am just here to return back home for a rest. Ah, how I missed how the crisp clear smell of indifference that verges into apathy makes the heavy smell of dread you feel towards the future smell just like a family reunion.

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else