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Out of touch Thursday,,,,,

Out of Touch

do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀

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he's not okay but that's okay (for now)

Feral pretzel body Moon? The way he moves around in game infiltrates my nightmares c,: Still cool! Freaky, and why and how are you that flexible, but still cool!

he do be kinda quirky

It's Internet Explorer's last day, so it's mandatory to post this relic.

we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword

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If I'm gonna be honest, when it comes to some of the folks in this fandom, Gatekeeping should be an option.

And yes, I'm talking about the pr0-sh1ppers and the whitewashers cause y'all need some serious mental help. And if you come at me sayin "oh it's just a cookie!!1!1!", I'm blocking your ass. I ain't tolerating none of that shit on my blog.