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glad to see those spreading the truth

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Santa-Wan’s here (and that’s because Anakin begged asked nicely)! Obi-Wan draws the line at dyeing his beard white though.

💝 Happy Holidays everyone! 💝

(P.S. Obi-Wan’s raised eyebrow gives me life.)

i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet

Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be

Someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen

May I offer a

Latte: If being pretty was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence

Espresso: A life sentence? For a crime you didn't even commit?

Latte:

Latte: I will dunk you in milk don't you test me

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Who the fuck gave them permission to write "give it to your sister, your sister's stronger, see if she can hold on a little longer", like ok, coming at my toxic childhood being the family therapist, i TAKE OFFENCE