we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword
{takes shot}
Ace attorney au where everything is the same except Phoenix and Edgeworth are replaced with those two zircon bitches from Steven universe
Aw nah fam they done went and made my boy Yogurt Cream Cookie Bri'ish in the English dub of CRK
If I'm gonna be honest, when it comes to some of the folks in this fandom, Gatekeeping should be an option.
And yes, I'm talking about the pr0-sh1ppers and the whitewashers cause y'all need some serious mental help. And if you come at me sayin "oh it's just a cookie!!1!1!", I'm blocking your ass. I ain't tolerating none of that shit on my blog.
fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.
the fact that i shall never see such an extraordinary beast for myself makes me froth at the mouth
The Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs Company (MCCPDC) is a registered pharmaceutical wholesaler and purchases drugs directly from manufacturers, bypassing middlemen to lower the price of more than 100 medications, it said in a statement.
For example, the leukemia drug imatinib is priced at $47 a month on MCCPDC compared to the $9,657 retail price.
MCCPDC CEO Alex Oshmyansky reached out to Cuban with an idea for a low-cost generic drug company in a cold email. It was launched in January last year. They were motivated in part by “Pharma Bro” Martin Shrkeli’s outrage-producing price hike of the lifesaving drug Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per tablet while Shrkeli was CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. Cuban told Forbes last year the pricing for generic drugs was “ridiculous.” He said he decided to put his name on the company to “show capitalism can be compassionate and to send the message I am all in.” It’s not clear how much he had invested in the company.
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Reblog to save someone an entire paycheck, or more, on the pharmaceuticals they need.
sorry guys, the plinko is blocked
nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll
this is how Cain killed Abel
That is a rather...strange dilemma, however
Would you actually do it? Asking for a friend
Why does y'all wanna see a skinny feral Twink pregnant so bad like I've gotten 15 requests already 😭😭😭
@37-battle-droids
Santa-Wan’s here (and that’s because Anakin begged asked nicely)! Obi-Wan draws the line at dyeing his beard white though.
(P.S. Obi-Wan’s raised eyebrow gives me life.)
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