Notice That The Cop's Response Is To Defend The Hypothetical Bad Cop, Not To Distance Himself And Other

Best wishes from the Dune Sea!

Today's Wizard Cookie tried to help his Grandma find an octagon, didn't go well. 

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R.I.P THAT DARK CHOCO AYYYYY

While the cookie run comics are not canon they are hilarious

HASDHSGJAVKSBAK WHAT CRACK ARE THESE COMICS ON CAUSE I WANT SOME

I'll take 20

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

There are three types of martial arts cookies

And then there's Ninja Cookie who is categorized in all three

And then Captain Caviar who made the fourth type

What the fuck is Goncharov and why is it all over my dash

Cookie runners of tumblr! I know not everyone has tiktok but I have found something you may all enjoy