Reggie Being James Little Brother

If Sirius and James were girls, they’d be shagging all the time and James would still think they were just friends

hihi. kill me

can i spread the agenda that lily/remus friendship wasnt in the books but lilypad writing letters to each other and lily trusting sirius with being a godparent and their secret keeper and sirius saying hed die for lily was

anyway LILYPAD HOGWARTS BESTFRIENDSHIP

jily got tgt because jilypad so close bonding over their sibling issues and lily warmed up to the marauders

platonic lilypad BUT lily is kind of drunk in the middle of a gryffindor house party so ofc sirius is there for her<333

i think we make non-death eater pure bloods too “nice”

andromeda can love ted and not be prejudiced against him for being muggleborn, but still have some anti-muggle/squib biases. i firmly believe shes still a black through and through. she can be progressive and still carry the pride she was raised with. personally, my adromeda thinks she better than everybody, and sees a “proper” way to life. eg wanting tonks to keep her hair natural colours and her face human and use the right fork for salad godammit! she can accept her werewolf son in law but also be a difficult mother!

same goes for sirius. its canon he thinks hes better than everybody and can get away with anything. he bullied/pranked kids at hogwarts not because he was blood purist, but because he was the popular guy.

even the blood purist blacks. i think they refused to join volemort because he was some low-born wannabe sacred 28 (half blood secretly). theyre old money. theyre not on the streets killing muggleborn wizards, theyre removing squibs from the family tree and moving laws so pure bloods have more sway. they dont rally against muggles because they see them as ants.

even james’ parents. they werent blood purists, but that doesnt mean they were perfect parents. james in hogwarts was very mich the product of two eldery parents who treat their little miracle like he owns the world. i know theyd get brought into the principal’s office in kindergarten because james threw sand at a bunch of girls and pulled their hair (cuz they didnt pay attention to him) and they were like “ummm no that doesnt sound like james, our baby wouldnt do that” and then theyd get hik ice cream after

but also 45 minutes on bus time is equivalent to ten minutes normal time

ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

he stared at you for forty lines, but you thought about me every day for fourteen years

you thought he was the traitor, but you would have died rather than betray me

you tried to use him to kill snape, but you came to my house when you had no where else to go

he married a girl 15 years his junior, but my wife wrote you a letter saying you needed to come by the house because i was going crazy cooped without you

he thought youd actually betrayed my family, but you lived the remainder of your life just to avenge us

he thought you were just like the rest of your family, but i made you my child’s godparent and protector of our secret

he died running from his child, you died protecting mine

wolfstar vs prongsfoot is funny bcz wolfstarr is like "was it casual when i stared at you for forty lines straight" and prongsfoot is like "was it casual when i escaped the solitary-confinement-torture-prison to protect your son who hated me, got him an expensive broomstick anonymously just to make him happy and snuck into hogwarts just to see him play even though it could've literally costed me my soul"

me but it was merlot

drunk on french rosé and suddenly shauna shipman is making out with a girl on my tv screen... after holding her at knifepoint and threatening her no less... happy valentines day to me i think i ascended

prongsfoot with james as the cav and sirius as the necro

he pulls a harrowhark after james dies

saint of hubris or courage

no longer sorting my blorbos by hogwarts house or deity parent or whatever. instead taking every duo I’ve ever obsessed over and deciding who would be necromancer and who would be cav and most importantly what would their epithet be if they became lyctors

IM SORRY WHAT?!

….tamsyn when I Get You

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