Prongsfoot With James As The Cav And Sirius As The Necro

prongsfoot after they win a quidditch match :)

cant forget these things~~~~ for extra silliness

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

coronabeth “i want to devote my whole life and soul and body to you; one flesh, one end and be your cav, because i’m in love with you and i choose you” tridentarius

judith “i must refuse you becuase i put honour and duty above all else and a cav-necro relationship is something holy to my values; i cannot be your necro because i love you” deuterous

also make me sick

harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus

gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav

and

coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius

ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius

marylene = mary x marlene

jily = james x lily

jilypad = james x lily x sirius

prongsfoot = james x sirius

quillkiller = rita x bellatrix

:)))))

(yeah i dont understand jegulus)

my marauders hot takes:

- fav romantic ships are prongsfoot, jily, jilypad, quillkiller, and marylene

- i dont think james would hate sirius after the prank

- remus is the last person to be a casanova (that was james, sirius, and mary)

- i looove the characterization of the marauders as the best friendship quad ever but we forget it was described in the books as “james + sirius… and their two side kicks” (obv they still became animagi for remus so he was very close to them, but sirius and james were always the main duo)

- i dont believe in “young peter was a different person,” he was always a coward that gravitated towards the most powerful person (in hogwarts that was james/sirius’ popularity, in the war that was voldemort)

- remus was not the smartest marauder (in their year the smartest students were sirius, james, and lily)

- ik it birthed the fandom, but i dont really like wolfstar that much

read a prongsfoot smutty one-shot, and "orgasm" was misspelled as "organism," so that about sums up how my day is going so far

my user should be read as Cowboy III

like i am third in my family with the name “Cowboy”

i come from a line of “Cowboy”s

(in name only, not occupation)

giddyharrianthe

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

The Death Eaters were fascists

Please read the whole thing through. I am saying this specifically for audiences that forget what Death Eaters stood for.

Their ideology was centred on:

⁃ Pureblood supremacy

⁃ Genocide of non-wizards

⁃ Genocide of muggleborns

⁃ Torture and murder of “blood-traitors”

⁃ Government infiltration and dictatorship

I really don’t understand how fans (so many of whom hate JKR, are Palestine activists and are watching the USA fall under a fascist regime) aren’t connecting the dots.

People seem keen to forget that the Death Eaters and their supporters were canonically privileged aristocrats (the Malfoys, Regulus Black and his parents, Barty Crouch Jr, the Lestranges and likely many more but these are the only ones I could find EXPLICIT mentions of being from privileged backgrounds) who thought of themselves as superior for unproven reasons that were canonically false.

This is why so much of the fandom hates it when people create tragic backstories for blood supremacists, think up inclusive headcannons for them or ship them with resistance fighters.

People may as well be making headcannons about Hitler, Donald Trump or Elon Musk.

There are exactly two dark characters that we know the backstories of pre-dark alignment: Severus Snape and Tom Riddle.

(Not mentioning Regulus and Peter because there’s no in-depth information on them in cannon. Draco was aligned towards the dark since the beginning so I’m not mentioning him either.)

These two ACTUALLY have troubled pasts! Severus Snape comes from abject poverty and Tom Riddle was orphaned and grew up in an place where he was disliked as a young child.

This doesn’t excuse the stuff they did, but it seems strange the fandom (Marauders Era fandom especially) creates fannon backstories for fascists they like while ignoring the cannon ones for fascists they dislike.

It is a fact of history that any up-and-coming fascist movement starts from the top down. Only the elite can pass oppressive laws and hide their misdeeds behind money. Then they employ the people below them.

(To anyone about to argue that this contradicts what I said about Tom Riddle not being privileged; we have canon information that tells us that muggleborns and muggles were already viewed as “lesser” far before his time. Tom just used his charm and intelligence to organise the fascists into a group which made it easier to commit genocide.)

The fandom want to headcannon every character as lgbtqia+, autistic, poc, disabled and whatever else.

I really need you guys to have a reality check: there is no racist organisation that draws the line at racism. None. They will always find another target.

Now, does this mean your interpretation of the characters shouldn’t be diverse? FUCK NO!!! I am literally begging you all to continue making the characters POC and queer and whatever else you want! HOWEVER, Please think of what it means to be a Death Eater and consider what it may say about you to be fixated on a fascist’s race, romance and friendships when there are SO MANY other non-Death Eater characters who would be better suited for your headcannons.

Hermione Granger (muggleborn who fought for house-elf rights and in the war against the people trying to kill her kind) would absolutely have a dictionary on pronouns memorised, start eight different heritage clubs and hex any racist she came across.

Remus Lupin (werewolf who has lived a life of discrimination due to his condition) 100% could be a disability ally! He knows firsthand how unseen mental and physical disabilities weigh you down and impact how people view you.

Luna Lovegood (bullied for being strange) take one look at her character and you will understand that this girl would be using (and probably creating) neopronouns and being the one all of the bullied people flock to for comfort.

You could take anyone who fought in the rebellion or their allys (just skim the wiki, there are lots of interesting characters) or even create an original character if none of them suit your fancy.

I personally feel quite offended by the way much of the fandom treats Death Eaters.

I remember kids drawing swastikas on the school windowsill while having pride pins on their bags.

They thought it was funny.

I remember learning about the pink triangles. I remember being called a gypsy for having old ill-fitting clothes and tan skin. I remember reading Anne Frank. I remember not being able to dance with a girl at prom.

I remember reading Harry Potter: a story about how kids stood up against a fascist takeover.

Now more than ever we need to be remembering these things.

You fools. Gideon Nav isn’t Orpheus. She’s Eurydice. Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the most Orpheus-coded character that has ever existed

saving these for later this is amazing

long prongsfoot fic recs when

AHH so so many prongsfoot fic recs, these are my favs ever (in no particular order) 💖💗🤸‍♀️💝👾

- Sorry I'm late by LovelyMasks (58k, E)

- and a love that I dreamt of came to me at my worst by Graceless_Lady (90k, E)

- Supernova by SiriuslyASorceress (86k, M)

- Object Permanence by Nyx_21 (230k, M)

- In The Dark by SnarkyMagpie (72k, E)

- Love Me Like My Demons Do by Anonymous (130k, E)

- We Only Kiss On New Year's by SnarkyMagpie (17k, M)

- Ambush on All Sides by GroundZero_V (15k, _)

- The Wedding Date by Graceless_Lady (25k, M)

- In Plain Sight by Graceless_Lady (30k, E)

- Benefits by MADR1D1SMO (17k, E)

- these golden beacons (i see nothing but black) by fictionalcandie (21k, M)

- The most beautiful part of me (is you) by galaxo (15k, E)

- Safehouse by lilacella (13k, E)

- My place of refuge by plecotusauritus (19k, E)

- Kintsugi by GroundZero_V  (9k, _)

- Take My Hand and Drag Me Head First by Mayarenerose (11k, T)

- the very best of intentions by Graceless_Lady (13k, M)

- Much Ado About (For) Nothing by asterfortis (8k, T)

- SBDS Founder James Potter by camichats (3k, T)

- Head In The Clouds by Anonymous (5k, T)

- mansplain, manipulate, malewife by soopsiedaisies (8k, T)

- screw loose by griddlebones (16k, E)

- letters from home by canfeeltimemoving (6k, G)

- How to Prune and Water Your Prongsfoot by JustAboutMidnight (9k, G)

- 1+1<3 by lilacella (4k, T)

- Frostbite by Talariajetstream (5k, T)

- Wintertime Love by enbysiriusblack (2k, G)

- ‘tis the damn season: A Love Story Told Through Holidays by torturedpadfootdepartment (2k, T)