Read A Prongsfoot Smutty One-shot, And "orgasm" Was Misspelled As "organism," So That About Sums Up How

chussy (plural)

i interact with fanfiction the way i played with toy cars when i was a kid

i made them all drive on the right side of the road, stop at stop signs, and obey speed limits

i like to keep things mostly canon complaint, its fun for me to stretch the boundries of canon here okay, its like an exercise in creativity

if i wanted to make ocs i would do that. let me play with dolls

toxic prongsfoot bfs where sirius never feels insecure ever (cuz he’s better than everyone, duh) except he only shows it around james (because james is his equal and he matters so it actually means something; also he knows james wont tell anyone cuz hes like sirius’ whipped puppy) and james fucking loves it, gets off on it, cuz it means hes the specialist little boy

sirius *bullying remus about crying*: you wouldn’t see a Black doing that shit

James *recalling back to fifth year when sirius cried about the pressures of being an heir*: pfft, yeah, wimp! hey, sirius. broom closet?

they were dicks in hogwarts, your honour 🙏 they bullied people to impress each other (and to feel worthy of each other)

listen, i like finding out. so if fucking around is what i need to do to get there…

My first piece for @drawprongsfootbadly lololol

fool me once… shame on you… fool me you can’t get fooled again!

on the 'bushism' wikipedia page with tears in my eyes... probably one of the stupidest guys to ever do it

“reg was the golden child” NO he was a ugly wet cat loser spare

sirius was everything his parents wanted: bold, loud, posh, strong, tall, intelligent, selfish, confident; up until he become a blood traitor

he wanted everything sirius had: his parent’s approval, intelligence, popularity, good looks, strength

sirius even bestied with muggles and ran away from home to live with blood traitors and STILL his parents kept him as the heir

no wonder reg joined voldy. his parents may have not approved of the guy, but reg was primed to be sucked into a cult by a really handsome, conniving brunette who promises that he’s superior as a birthright

regulus failed hslf his classes

gemmadevon reghabicobel gemmahelly devonreghabi these are literally all so big brained and severance is too homophobic and white dude brained to do any

i’m team ben-survives, but if he doesn’t, here’s how i think it would go:

so far all of the character deaths in the past timeline have been accidental. even for javi it was a case of malevolent bystanders, not outright blame. they have plausible deniability for everything.

eating jackie and javi they could justify: they were starving and the victims were already dead, why waste it?

yes, they planned to murder nat, but they gave her the option to run away, and in the end never went thru with it, choosing the let the trolley run over javi rather than take autonomy and pull the lever to switch the track to nat.

with pit girl, we see an extreme switch. they murdered her. i think something needs to happen before then to get them there mentally.

they need to kill someone, take accountability for it, but still feel it justified.

insert ben. it’s spring, natural causes won’t kill him and they aren’t starving, but they can justify murder another way: justice and revenge.

killing ben would be the final nail in the coffin of decent to madness.

creative writers know the frustration of writing the most robotic, professional essay ever only to be told there’s still “way to much style and voice”