Fool Me Once… Shame On You… Fool Me You Can’t Get Fooled Again!

Chapter 4 of The Worst Victor is finally out <3

(by the same username on ao3)

Canon sirius wins the idgf game every time omg. Bro does not care. His best friend is in love with someone? "U re not getting the girl with ur personality, James." Peter admiring James. "Peter, u will wet yourself." His other best friend is a werewolf who suffers every full moon. "Damn, I wish it was a full moon." A student starts to ask questions about their secret. "I'm just killing him, whatever."

I just know he made everyone he knows at least cry once, and it wasn’t even on purpose. He's just made like that, and he doesn't even care if u don't tolerate him.

“i dont have to follow canon, let people have fun, we barely know anything about the marauders anyway”

yes, but its based on real characters. we’re playing with dolls here, not making up ocs.

(yes i made my toy cars stop at stop signs, why do you ask?)

the doctor in the next season of doctor who should be played by hugh laurie, and he will be literally just playing doctor house as doctor who

and his companion, instead of some random girl, will be wilson

thank you for coming to my ted talk

"Wolfstar would never happen during Hogwarts." I say. People are boo-ing. They want me off stage. "Wolfstar would only happen in adulthood if James died. As the last two survivors trope. In no universe that James is alive would Sirius end up with Remus." I continue. The crowd gets worse. "She's right!" I hear. I turn my head before leaving and see Remus fucking Lupin, who in fact is aware that he can't have Sirius in any universe where James breathes.

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the hot usurper queen npc my dm made (that my pc is now romancing)

i love her design (much respect to my wonderful dm)

McGonagall was a jily shipper and partnered them together for class work every chance she got from 5th year on. Lily assumed it was because she struggling in the class but she secretly loved having a reason to spend time with James.

McGonagall was James’s biggest advocate for becoming head boy

when jily exists, sirius is james’s best friend

when prongsfoot exists, lily is james’s best friend

when jilypad exists, they are besties tyvm

i’m listening 👀

the best genre of media is lesbians who cannibalize each other