I’m Listening 👀

cant forget these things~~~~ for extra silliness

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

lily being marlene's lesbian awakening is very important to me

the paralell of james not having siblings because his parents were too old to have more kids, and harry not having siblings because his parents died too young to have more is killing me

James is like guys help me pick an outfit because he's finally scored a date with lily and the others already know what outfit to choose but they still make him wear the tightest fits he has first so they have an excuse to admire his bulging biceps and fat ass and touch his body to "adjust the clothes". He remains oblivious to the leers of course.

James: alright, how do we look?

Peter: dunno...turn around for us?

James: oh yeah! [Turns around]

Remus: (groan) Merlin, that is criminal

James: what? Does it look bad?

Sirius: Nope. I think the colors are clashing this time. The pants look fine though

Peter: really fine

Remus: so fine

Sirius: let's change the top then [passes the smallest shirt you've ever seen]

James: okay! :D

everyone has a crush on James bc I said so

from 17-21 he obsessed over his cuffed best friend, then he was in prison at 21 years old for 12 years, and lived in a cave after than until he died

high chance virgin!sirius is canon

i have gotten to the point in my sirius obsession where he's a small cock virgin by the way

The Emperor Undying, the Kindly Prince, Necroslut Prime.

needed to add the canon height difference

so where's the kirianthe version of this

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

don’t cut off the hardest line: “or hide in the closet”!!

james talking to sirius, and loving him unconditionally. prongsfoot for the winners. i love my babies so much. it actually HURTS.

there are two types of prongsfoot shippers. one is the Remus lupin and the other is the Severus Snape. no I will not elaborate.