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we, as a society, need more:

evil lily evans

whump james potter

creep remus lupin

happy sirius black

asshole peter pettigrew

crybaby barty crouch jr

unhinged sybill trelawaney

anxious xenophilius lovegood

first canon sapphic yj couple 🫶 you will always have a place in my heart

i trust walter a far as i can throw him (which is not at all, despite the weightlifting i’ve been doing)

while he is right about how the yellowjackets treat misty—they are shit friends—it’s not his place to say. the healthy response would be to go “hey misty, i really care about you, and i i don’t like that your friends don’t seem to check up on you. maybe touch base with them?”

but that’s not what he does. walter takes the manipulative approach: your friends are fake, i’m the only one who cares about you, i’ve done so much for you, what have your ‘friends’ ever done for you? he’s trying to isolate her from her peers and make misty reliant on him, the stranger she met a few weeks ago who seems way too eager to kill people for her

i don’t think he gives a fuck about misty. i’m not sure what his goals are, whether as a citizen detective he wants to solve the mystery of the yellowjackets, whether he knows someone who didn’t survive, whether he’s a hired pi, or a serial killer, etc…

all i know is he is not to be trusted

sorry for responding about your post like a week later but it’s also funny that we as a fandom also just continue to draw Ianthe in the tower prince uniform too - like she was only wearing that in babs body! at the end of Nona she wears pants for the first time onscreen in the form of leather breeches and a parchment colored shirt. she’s only matching Kiriona in so far as carrying a rapier and twin military boots (which Nona remarks on)

damn you’re so right, only the corpses wear the uniforms

it’s a shame, cuz it’s so fun drawing the worsties in matching fancy uniforms

i’m team ben-survives, but if he doesn’t, here’s how i think it would go:

so far all of the character deaths in the past timeline have been accidental. even for javi it was a case of malevolent bystanders, not outright blame. they have plausible deniability for everything.

eating jackie and javi they could justify: they were starving and the victims were already dead, why waste it?

yes, they planned to murder nat, but they gave her the option to run away, and in the end never went thru with it, choosing the let the trolley run over javi rather than take autonomy and pull the lever to switch the track to nat.

with pit girl, we see an extreme switch. they murdered her. i think something needs to happen before then to get them there mentally.

they need to kill someone, take accountability for it, but still feel it justified.

insert ben. it’s spring, natural causes won’t kill him and they aren’t starving, but they can justify murder another way: justice and revenge.

killing ben would be the final nail in the coffin of decent to madness.

he stared at you for forty lines, but you thought about me every day for fourteen years

you thought he was the traitor, but you would have died rather than betray me

you tried to use him to kill snape, but you came to my house when you had no where else to go

he married a girl 15 years his junior, but my wife wrote you a letter saying you needed to come by the house because i was going crazy cooped without you

he thought youd actually betrayed my family, but you lived the remainder of your life just to avenge us

he thought you were just like the rest of your family, but i made you my child’s godparent and protector of our secret

he died running from his child, you died protecting mine

wolfstar vs prongsfoot is funny bcz wolfstarr is like "was it casual when i stared at you for forty lines straight" and prongsfoot is like "was it casual when i escaped the solitary-confinement-torture-prison to protect your son who hated me, got him an expensive broomstick anonymously just to make him happy and snuck into hogwarts just to see him play even though it could've literally costed me my soul"

Sirius and Severus should have been sexed up abusive lesbians

thank you thank you THANK YOU yes they should be crazy bitch fighting in a too small apartment with crippling addictions why is that so hard to understand !!!!

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

i think we make non-death eater pure bloods too “nice”

andromeda can love ted and not be prejudiced against him for being muggleborn, but still have some anti-muggle/squib biases. i firmly believe shes still a black through and through. she can be progressive and still carry the pride she was raised with. personally, my adromeda thinks she better than everybody, and sees a “proper” way to life. eg wanting tonks to keep her hair natural colours and her face human and use the right fork for salad godammit! she can accept her werewolf son in law but also be a difficult mother!

same goes for sirius. its canon he thinks hes better than everybody and can get away with anything. he bullied/pranked kids at hogwarts not because he was blood purist, but because he was the popular guy.

even the blood purist blacks. i think they refused to join volemort because he was some low-born wannabe sacred 28 (half blood secretly). theyre old money. theyre not on the streets killing muggleborn wizards, theyre removing squibs from the family tree and moving laws so pure bloods have more sway. they dont rally against muggles because they see them as ants.

even james’ parents. they werent blood purists, but that doesnt mean they were perfect parents. james in hogwarts was very mich the product of two eldery parents who treat their little miracle like he owns the world. i know theyd get brought into the principal’s office in kindergarten because james threw sand at a bunch of girls and pulled their hair (cuz they didnt pay attention to him) and they were like “ummm no that doesnt sound like james, our baby wouldnt do that” and then theyd get hik ice cream after

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real