Sirius And Severus Should Have Been Sexed Up Abusive Lesbians

the best genre of media is lesbians who cannibalize each other

:)

you hear someone screaming “and he was tall! he also didn’t give a fuck about his hair or appearance” as they drag a third roommate into your padded cell

"BUFF SIRIUS" i scream as they drag me into the white room "HE WAS BUFF AND LEAN AND HE HAD MUSCLES" i keep screaming while they strap me to a chair "HE'S NOT A TWINK" they silence me and put me in a strait jacket

the doctor in the next season of doctor who should be played by hugh laurie, and he will be literally just playing doctor house as doctor who

and his companion, instead of some random girl, will be wilson

thank you for coming to my ted talk

every new thing i learn in neuroscience makes me want to give my brain a break more and more

what do you mean there’s a occularmotor reflex to compensate for the movement of my heart beating

you’re doing too much dawg

Prongsfoot pipeline:

Man, James and Sirius are besties

Prongsfoot platonic soulmates!!

James and Sirius are more than friends, they’re like brothers

James and Sirius would choose each other over their romantic partners (in a brotherly way)

Haha i love it when James and Sirius joke about being lovers and everyone thinks they’re dating, but they aren’t cuz that would be incest, right?

they were each others first “practice kiss”

they were each others gay awakening

it wouldn’t be that weird if they kissed, right?

Wait… romantic prongsfoot is kinda… but like ironically

they’re in love. its basically canon and its taken over my life

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

”can mutuals dm” my mutuals can suck the marrow from my bones

read a prongsfoot smutty one-shot, and "orgasm" was misspelled as "organism," so that about sums up how my day is going so far

Chapter Two of my Maysilee!Victor fic 🫶

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64306042/chapters/165836164#workskin