Listen, I Like Finding Out. So If Fucking Around Is What I Need To Do To Get There…

I never meant to start a war (I said I despised Wolfstar). I never meant to start a war (I said the girls, Peter and James were underrated). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate Snape, Regulus, Barty, Evan, Avery, Mulciber and the other death eaters). I never meant to start a war (I said Walburga didn't torture and she loved her kids). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate short Sirius). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius was the tallest). I never meant to start a war (I said Remus was dorky, unpopular and quiet). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate Jegulus). I never meant to start a war (I said it was hypocrisy to like Bellatrix, Barty, Regulus and Evan etc., but hate Snape). I never meant to start a war (I said Barty was a Ravenclaw). I never meant to start a war (I said Euphemia and Fleamont probably had a degree of blood superiority that James didn't fall for). I never meant to start a war (I said James and Sirius had unrequired feelings for each other). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius didn't regret the prank). I never meant to start a war (I said I liked teen Peter). I never meant to start a war (I said Lily had flaws). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius and Regulus did in fact hate each other). I never meant to start a war (I said Regulus was a blood supremacist). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius would never where a skirt). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius wasn't feminine). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius was mean). I never meant to start a war (I said Remus was a deadbeat dad). I never meant to start a war (I said Harry wasn't a death eater). I never meant to start a war (I said James wasn't a death eater). I never meant to start a war (I said James would never use dark magic). I never meant to start a war (I said James, Sirius, Peter and Remus never called themselves 'The marauders' or called McGonagall 'Minnie'). I never meant to start a war (I said Peter was more liked than Remus). I never meant to start a war (I said Dora Tonks wasn't an object). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate the Slytherin Skittles). I never meant to start a war (I said the death eaters were truly cruel and deserved a worse death, that includes Regulus). I never meant to start a war (I said Regulus made things harder, was stupid and useless). I never meant to start a war (I said Pandora wasn't a dark witch and wasn't Evan's sister). I never meant to start a war (I said I understand Petunia's jealousy but it doesn't excuse her behaviour to Lily). I never meant to start a war (I said Harry felt empathy for the death eaters and Voldemort's "tragic" backstory, but he'd never like them at all). I never meant to start a war (I said James' sacrifice meant just as much as Lily's). I never meant to start a war (I said Lily would never like or date Snape, even if James died).

plus sized lily, HUGE nosed James, and butt ugly wet rat remus plssss

BRO LET THE MARAUDERS CHARACTERS BE UGLY

I'm so serious about this plsss they cannot all possibly be conventionally attractive

Genuinely though most fanart of the marauders characters is like INSANELY different from what they look like in canon,, which in a lot of cases is fine like I think making the marauders cast more diverse is a lot more fun and less boring and uh yes I'm a fan but this means more than making them different races/ethnicities this means making them different body types and different facial features

Because even though we pride ourselves on making the fandom super diverse and shit we still make all the characters adhere to like eurocentric beauty standards, and the only characters that don't look like fucking super models are characters the fandom generally dislikes.

a lot of times fanart is the same exact button nose, more like white facial features and the only difference is that some characters are darker than others and MAYBE they'll have different hair textures.

Just because a character isn't attractive to you doesn't mean they're suddenly a bad character or objectively unattractive.

plssss can we start diversifying the marauders cast (also I'm not gonna like beat people up if they keep drawing all the characters the same like you choose how you engage in fandom I'm just personally tired of this)

Propaganda I won't fall for:

This might trigger people, so read the tags.

Short Sirius

Jegulus

Wolfstar, and especially wolfstar being better than prongsfoot

Blackinnon not being a good ship

Lesbian Marlene

Gay Sirius

Straight James

Sirius loving Harry bc he found James in him or whatever some are saying. Especially saying that only Remus saw him as Harry, while Remus was literally so haunted by James bro didn't visit Harry once!

Comparing a character that is mentioned in the books once with Snape, who is all THE FUCKING BOOKS. Absolutely crazy behavior.

Jegullily or whatever the ship is called

Regulus raising Harry- get that child far away from Regulus.

Physically abuser Walburga or Orion

The justification that Sirius wouldn't raise Harry well bc people take in heart his behavior in Grimmauld Palace in which is literally someone going back to the root of their trauma

"Sirius is an awful person, look at how he treated Kreacher," and the whole discussion about him saying that you know someone on how he treats his inferiors. Kreacher deserved every bit of it, one. Two, is literally said that Kreacher was the only house elf Sirius treated that way bc they have HISTORY.

Remus being that important, him being cassnova, basically stripping Sirius away of his personality and giving it to Remus, blah blah blah, Remus is not the shit. He is just a coward guy.

All the young dudes being considered canon material

as a neuroscience student i get so offended when people act like ai has any intelligence whatsoever

thinking we can make something fast and complex as even a fruit fly’s brain is the height of human hubris

apologize to nature RIGHT NOW

to eat her or to eat her out, that is the question

me, screaming as they drag me away: the blacks were blood supremacists, but not death eaters!! regulus was not forced to join voldemort, he did that on his own accord!! the blacks were rich and old and powerful and thought they were better than everybody, especially the young halfblood whos runs a cult

The day marauders fans stop mischaracterising Regulus, Barty, and Evan by treating them like they’re innocent little babies who “had no choice” is the day i’ll rest peacefully.

this is my niche ong pls

the urge to write a yellowjackets x marauders au is soooooo strong right now

wet cat

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Maysilee Donner/OC, Maysilee Donner & Mrs. Everdeen, Maysilee Donner & Effie Trinket, Maysilee Donner & Lenore Dove, Haymitch Abernathy & Maysilee Donner Characters: Maysilee Donner, Haymitch Abernathy, Lenore Dove, Haymitch Abernathy's Girl, Mrs. Everdeen (Hunger Games), Mr. Everdeen (Hunger Games), Mags (Hunger Games), Wiress (Hunger Games), Beetee Latier, Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, Coriolanus Snow, Chaff (Hunger Games), Seeder (Hunger Games), Effie Trinket, Drusilla, Plutarch Heavensbee, Caesar Flickerman, Alma Coin, Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Annie Cresta Additional Tags: Maysilee lives, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Victor Maysilee, Lesbian Maysilee Summary:

Maysilee wakes up to find herself in the Capitol, and she's not sure what exactly she did so wrong as to end up in hell. Hell––this has to be––because she's wearing a fashion crime also known as a hospital gown, and she most certainly died.

But she's not dead anymore.

The 50th Hunger Games' Victor, Haymitch Abernathy, killed himself immediately upon winning. Desperate to rectify this blip, and unable to put the 1000 bits of Haymitch back together, the Gamemakers moved down the list of fallen tributes trying to resuscitate them one by one. Silka's brains were mush under Haymitch's axe. Lou Lou's brain was intact, but completely severed from the rest of her body. The rest of the tribute's bodies had long started to rot. Maysilee, despite the President's qualms with her murdering one of the Gamemakers, could be patched up with twelve stitches, a couple pints of donated blood, and some simple card-stacking of the Games' footage.

Enter: Maysilee Donner, Victor of the second Quarter Quell!

Hopping on the Propaganda I Will Not Fall For trend:

Dog person Sirius

Intimidating Regulus

Nonchalant Remus

Pandora Rosier

Seer Pandora

Abusive Lucius

Immodest Bellatrix

Idiot James and Sirius

Gold digger Lily

Regulus’ Voldemort shrine = research

Pinterest tattoos on Sirius Black

Abusive Lyall Lupin