Marylene = Mary X Marlene

they were canonically different ages too

i doubt dorcas and evan were even at hogwarts the same time as reg and barty

hot take, the skittles/pantheon were closer than the marauders ever were

prongsfoot and their homoerotic on-pitch antics

i feel like i need a content warning for dumb/bitchy/whiny/etc (fanon.....) sirius

Sorry but Sirius and Remus are the most fully-developed adult characters in HP, in my opinion, and if you think “we didn’t know anything about them” then you’re dumb, no offense.

If you need to be told what they’re like via an info dump paragraph bc you can’t deduce who they are from their dialogue and actions, then you have comprehension issues. No offense but I like…understood who they were when I was eight.

It’s so hard being someone who loves canon Sirius Black and going into the Sirius Black tag only to see posts about w*lfstar and j*gulus, along with the worst takes I’ve ever read in my entire life.

Honestly, with all due respect, a lot of you are a bit stupid, yes.

we, as a society, need more:

evil lily evans

whump james potter

creep remus lupin

happy sirius black

asshole peter pettigrew

crybaby barty crouch jr

unhinged sybill trelawaney

anxious xenophilius lovegood

I accept wolfstarbucks only in the form where prongsfoot are smitten with each other and they're official but Remus is just given scraps and is brought into the bedroom to spice it up for James and Sirius but they don't REALLY like him it's just fun and Remus knows and is completely okay with it because it's the only way he gets romantic attention from sirius

Sirius and Severus should have been sexed up abusive lesbians

thank you thank you THANK YOU yes they should be crazy bitch fighting in a too small apartment with crippling addictions why is that so hard to understand !!!!

I beg you I was alone in the darkness with the wolves (I thought no one shipped prongsfoot) I have been suffering in my quest of finding my light (searching the internet all night for prongsfoot content) and I have finally found peace (downloaded tumblr) because there is always light at the end of the tunnel (there ARE prongsfoot shippers and I need all of you to be my moots)

the hot usurper queen npc my dm made (that my pc is now romancing)

i love her design (much respect to my wonderful dm)