Me But It Was Merlot

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

coronabeth “i want to devote my whole life and soul and body to you; one flesh, one end and be your cav, because i’m in love with you and i choose you” tridentarius

judith “i must refuse you becuase i put honour and duty above all else and a cav-necro relationship is something holy to my values; i cannot be your necro because i love you” deuterous

also make me sick

harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus

gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav

and

coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius

ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius

abt kittywater: YOU GET IT! oml. idgaf abt umbridge and hate current fanon reg (how majority portray) but like kittywater needs to become more popular just to watch those people be upset and when they try to explain their biases (misogyny) is revealed. still waiting for a long fic covering a kitty water slowburn and just popular fics that become so niche and referenced. this isn't just a ship for me at this point

exactly !!! canon umbridge backstory is soooo explainable too. squib brother, muggle mother, poor father. she was ashamed of her family and her own failures to become head girl. so she hustled succeeded at her career before 30. she needs to make sure everything is right and perfect.

she hates harry because hes a rich, smart, successful, famous, pureblood at only 15 and he doesnt give a single crap—hes willing to throw it all away and upset the social order to spread fear and rumours that voldemort is back. voldemort being back is NOT perfect or safe.

of course she’d want to tie herself to regulus: he’d be the perfect cover for her lie about her blood status. hes the golden child to a famous, powerful, rich, pureblood family. the blacks are severe and perfect and structured. she could be proud of her family if she was a black. she’d be safe from blood supremacists if she was a black.

as for reg, we don’t have much canon information, but he was a voldy fanboy so Dolores touting on about blood status and ambition all the time would catch his attention, especially when she starts simpering after him and appreciates his love for kreacher (house elves are basically cats. right?) who is his one true love.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64306042

I did it! :)

I’m planning an au fic where Maysilee wins the 50th hunger games 🤭 it’ll centre around life as a mentor, up until the end of the 74th games

and she’s also a lesbian in it duh

toxic prongsfoot (not an anti post just a thought)

People love to portray prongsfoot as the most healthy and wholesome relationship ever but have y'all seen how codependent those two were? Writing them as toxic would be interesting i think. They definitely do not get as much time apart as they should. And combined with the fact that they were both annoying fuckers, they def got fed up of each other once in a while. Imagine Sirius getting overstimulated by James's attentipn seeking antics and seeking refuge by spending alone time with Remus and venting. James getting pissed off by Sirius's whining and giving Peter a sideways look that means "he's doing it again". And they never ever say it to each other's faces bc thats just the way they are, but Peter and Remus hear all about it (and for that matter, Effie & Monty do too) and it confuses the hell out of them. Once in a while James will do something that makes Sirius want to scratch his own skin off and he'll try to be distant for a few days but it's no good at all because they're so tangled up with each other. He immediately sees something he wants to tell James or they've already begun a prank together that James needs him for so its forgotten and they're back to being joint at the hip. It makes Sirius feel really guilty because there are moments where he's just barely tolerating James and suddenly he says something and they both laugh and the illusion just shatters. Sirius is just overwhelmingly reminded of how much he loves James and how much better his life is because of him. Sirius is well and truly obsessed with him like 90% of the time, and finds comfort in the co-dependence and being needed. But there are still days where he wants to just hide away with Moony and try to get the bad taste out of his mouth because the love of his life is not a perfect person by any means and it gets under his nerves.

IDK just my thoughts and probably me projecting about my own prongsfoot coded friendship but yeah

your conscious movements have already been planned by your brain milliseconds before you decided to make them :)

they had people make random arm movements and report when exactly they decided to make them, all while recording their brain activity

i think this says some really neat stuff about how we view consciousness. esp in joint with the fact that damaging certain areas of your brain can change your personality fundamentally

isn’t she just the sunniest

james is like: “my parents always gave me attention so im gonna start tweaking sooo bad and make it everyones problem if everybody doesnt start giving me all their attention” and lowkey is really hot and smart and athletic so he gets what he wants

sirius is like: “my parents raised me to believe that due to the family i was born into i deserve everybodys attention and am naturally better than them all, and lowkey its annoyed when people do give me attention cuz i dont gaf about them” but the non-chalance makes him more attractive, plus this world view never changes because he is actually hotter and smarter and more talented than everybody

remus is like: “the world taught me that i would never be loved becuase im a werewolf but then these two guys who are actually better than everybody adopted me and im just happy to be here” and lowkey just remains grappling onto the only people that befriend him (cough dumbledoor and tonks cough)

peter is like: “i dont have confidence in my own merits so ill stick onto the most powerful perosn in my vicinity and make myself so loyal and useful and entertaining to them” and in school thats the popular bullies J and S and their werewolf, but in the real world thats the bald racist guy with an army

james loooooves that remus and pete worship him and lowkey gets off on it cuz thats all he wants, and in turn he worships sirius cuz his non-chalant coolness is all he wants to be, but hes also super opionated and has a lot of pride which overshadows that

sirius thinks pete is smart and funny, thinks remus is smart and useful, and lowkey isnt a fan of them worshipping him, but puts up with it cuz he expects it. james has too much pride to show he worships sirius and on other merits sirius deems james an equal so hes lowkey in love with him and thats why theyre friends

remus likes that the three of them find his lyconthropy cool and useful for once; he feels special for it instead of rejected

pete likes that the three of them protect him and hype him up, cuz he lowkey needs that on all levels

i still can't believe that this fandom thinks regulus black was less dramatic than his brother. like... regulus?? mr "to the dark lord 😈😈 i know i will be DEAD 💔💔😔😔🥀 long before you read this 🤫🧏‍♂️🐺🗣 but i want you to know it was i who discovered your secret 🙈🫵🫵 i have stolen the REAL horcrux ⛓️🐺 😌 and intend to DESTROY it as soon as i can💥🕑🔥 i face death 🤪🤪😎 in the hope that once you meet your MATCH 😈🗣😎 you will be mortal once more" ?? girl was a certified drama queen idk what you're ON about

i got nona <3 sweet baby girl

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