Jegulus/fanon Wolfstar Shippers When Someone Critiques Their Ship: Um You Must Be Allergic To Fun Huh.

i genuinely think a stud could fix me

I accept wolfstarbucks only in the form where prongsfoot are smitten with each other and they're official but Remus is just given scraps and is brought into the bedroom to spice it up for James and Sirius but they don't REALLY like him it's just fun and Remus knows and is completely okay with it because it's the only way he gets romantic attention from sirius

Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

there are two types of prongsfoot shippers. one is the Remus lupin and the other is the Severus Snape. no I will not elaborate.

narlily should've been the main ship of the marauders era now that I think about it. but people hate women I guess. they are literally the two most important women of their generation and most talked about in canon. everyone eats it up with jegulus but NARLILY! you have all the dynamics there: gryffindor/slytherin, muggle family/pureblood family, poor/rich, fire/ice, day/night, idk readhaired/black hair. they have both the biggest hearts. their sacrifices for love. the determination. AND THEY ARE HOT AF

nothing is real i have 8 homework assignments and just got accepted into a professional program and you know what i want to do??? write prongsfoot fanfiction heavily based on my own life. also eat nutella

Sirius and Severus should have been sexed up abusive lesbians

thank you thank you THANK YOU yes they should be crazy bitch fighting in a too small apartment with crippling addictions why is that so hard to understand !!!!

this is what he did when he broke out of azkaban

dug that boy up and had a snack

let Sirius eat James. I know he wants to. #morecannibalsiriuspleaseee

prongsfoot with james as the cav and sirius as the necro

he pulls a harrowhark after james dies

saint of hubris or courage

no longer sorting my blorbos by hogwarts house or deity parent or whatever. instead taking every duo I’ve ever obsessed over and deciding who would be necromancer and who would be cav and most importantly what would their epithet be if they became lyctors

Gideon raised by Wake Au!