Meow

is that a codpiece or are you just happy to see me

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

live house reaction

YOU USE THE NAME SAM???

yes???

experimenting with food is so scary like what if this sucks ass and now i gotta eat it anyway or i'll starve

me when scoomf is a screenager 🤬🤬

IM SORRYYY 😞😞😞

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

reaganomics was really just the precursor to ‘labubunomics’

wish i could afford to put an egg in my sock

warren g harding mpreg real???