Haha, Yes. It’s From A Podcast Welcome To Nightvale And If You’re Into Science Fiction, The Weird,

Just let them be happy. 😭😭

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

The right people are finding my post.

I’m out of Malevolent content to read/look through and I feel deprived of a basic necessity. Send help.

Haha, what a loser.

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

Last page of my sketchbook!

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

The bees in my head are a buzzing so I bring yet another WTNV headcanon

So obviously Cecil is very much so not human, and I like to think that he doesn’t technically need to do human things to survive like eat or sleep. I feel like as long as he can do the radio show he can keep on going, if he goes without radio though he starts to not do so great. Adding on to that idea though I think that Carlos absolutely does not know this, and when they moved in together Cecil was too anxious to admit that he doesn’t eat all that often so he just started eating every day because he didn’t want to worry Carlos. And Carlos, being the wonderful boyfriend that he is, starts packing lunches for Cecil to take to work because I feel like Carlos is one of those people who shows affection via food y’know? So all of a sudden Cecil just starts showing up to work with like themed lunches like those people on TikTok make.

Later Cecil discovers that while he doesn’t need to eat food to live he suddenly feels so much better because his body is actually getting nutrients and as it turns out even eldritch radio hosts can benefit from eating their veggies

(Also I think when Carlos was in the Desert Otherworld Cecil went back to rarely eating only this time he was well aware of how horrible he felt because of it because his body had finally gotten used to you know not being incredibly malnourished. Carlos notices how the fridge is completely empty when he gets back and how nothing in the kitchen has moved at all, he doesn’t say anything but he absolutely makes sure that Cecil never goes a single day without at least one home cooked meal ever again)

Bet he didn't saw that coming

i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed

So my friend Night expressed a general desire for help with profiles, and I figured I’d go ahead and whip this up! I’m no anatomy master or anything, but this is stuff that helps me quite a bit, so I figured I’d share… even if I have no idea how helpful it actually is. Writing tutorials is hard! Ah well, I hope it can be of some use.