Haha, What A Loser.

Jhon helps Tim with Christmas shopping 🎅

Haha, yes. It’s from a podcast Welcome to Nightvale and if you’re into science fiction, the weird, or the uncanny, I HIGHLY recommend it!

Do you praise the mighty glow cloud (all hail) are are you normal?

What the frick frack stick stack slippidy slip slap is the glow clowd

Okay, fine. I’ll drink water THIS time and the next time my liver asks me to drink water. But the time after THAT? …I’ll drink water…

hey um. your liver asked me to make a post, they reached out to me specifically and said I should probably tell you to drink some water.

I don't mean to be rude but it is somewhat telling that your liver reached out to me instead of just asking you to drink water. it's really not my place to judge your guys's relationship but idk. I think direct communication is a bit healthier

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

why can’t queers just flirt like normal people

"Not so funny now, is it?"

I’m out of Malevolent content to read/look through and I feel deprived of a basic necessity. Send help.

I’ve been seeing people drawing @potato-lord-but-not’s guys and I gotta get in on that

Watching movies like this would work out I think because Arthur can’t see and John is a chronic yapper