My Elderly Father Started Talking About How Frustrating He Finds “the Pronouns Thing” And I Was Like.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

#a

Haha, what a loser.

Okay, fine. I’ll drink water THIS time and the next time my liver asks me to drink water. But the time after THAT? …I’ll drink water…

hey um. your liver asked me to make a post, they reached out to me specifically and said I should probably tell you to drink some water.

I don't mean to be rude but it is somewhat telling that your liver reached out to me instead of just asking you to drink water. it's really not my place to judge your guys's relationship but idk. I think direct communication is a bit healthier

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

I think you should probably make a comic.

I should make a comic

Bet he didn't saw that coming

i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.