I’ve Never Actually Talked To 95% Of My Mutuals But That Doesn’t Stop Me From Automatically Thinking

Hello fellow Malevolent artists!!

I have made a simple Arthur Lester diagram (as of part 46)!

I tried to stay as close to canon as possible. Feel free to use as a reference sheet!

A few notes about placements/shapes under the cut (no pictures, just rambles).

Some of them I have shuffled around for clarity on the diagram.

So my friend Night expressed a general desire for help with profiles, and I figured I’d go ahead and whip this up! I’m no anatomy master or anything, but this is stuff that helps me quite a bit, so I figured I’d share… even if I have no idea how helpful it actually is. Writing tutorials is hard! Ah well, I hope it can be of some use.

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

"Not so funny now, is it?"

Haven’t drawn in a while and decided to do a bit of fanart, I suppose. HUGE shoutout to @potato-lord-but-not because I did, in fact, use their Holy Ghost’s comic for reference. 😅

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

Okay, fine. I’ll drink water THIS time and the next time my liver asks me to drink water. But the time after THAT? …I’ll drink water…

hey um. your liver asked me to make a post, they reached out to me specifically and said I should probably tell you to drink some water.

I don't mean to be rude but it is somewhat telling that your liver reached out to me instead of just asking you to drink water. it's really not my place to judge your guys's relationship but idk. I think direct communication is a bit healthier

would YOU (yes, you, whoever is reading this.) become an Avatar of The Web?

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four