Hello Fellow Malevolent Artists!!

Jhon helps Tim with Christmas shopping 🎅

The right people are finding my post.

I’m out of Malevolent content to read/look through and I feel deprived of a basic necessity. Send help.

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Okay, fine. I’ll drink water THIS time and the next time my liver asks me to drink water. But the time after THAT? …I’ll drink water…

hey um. your liver asked me to make a post, they reached out to me specifically and said I should probably tell you to drink some water.

I don't mean to be rude but it is somewhat telling that your liver reached out to me instead of just asking you to drink water. it's really not my place to judge your guys's relationship but idk. I think direct communication is a bit healthier

NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh

They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.

So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:

“I” →  “thou”

“Me” →  “thee”

“My” →  “thy”

“Mine” →  “thine”

Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.

We could first imagine it in the first person-

“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.

And then replace it-

“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”

No, because I do this and I’ve only gotten called out once and I ended up getting out of it and convincing them they’re all just centrist ideals.

Haven’t drawn in a while and decided to do a bit of fanart, I suppose. HUGE shoutout to @potato-lord-but-not because I did, in fact, use their Holy Ghost’s comic for reference. 😅

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Last page of my sketchbook!