"Honey, I Know My Mom Can Be A Bit Much But I Wouldn't Call Her A Monster-in-law."

"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."

"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."

*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*

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7 months ago

So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.

I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.

Full speed ahead - walk forward

Come inside - go through a doorway

Away we go - get out of the car

Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed


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2 years ago
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1 year ago

This has forced me to make a really terrible decision. Absolutely do not click this link.

hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.

you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t accessible to anyone with the link

because that would just be terrible


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1 year ago

Make your day better than America!


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4 months ago

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.


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1 year ago

I fucking LOVE flowers

2 years ago

What I wouldn't do to hear Kholby Wardell sing Noel's Lament in French.


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2 years ago

Does anyone have any good online job recommendations for someone who is disabled and still in school?


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