"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."
"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."
*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*
So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.
I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.
Full speed ahead - walk forward
Come inside - go through a doorway
Away we go - get out of the car
Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed
This has forced me to make a really terrible decision. Absolutely do not click this link.
hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.
you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t accessible to anyone with the link
because that would just be terrible
Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.
I fucking LOVE flowers
I'm not just overdramatic, I'm also overstimulated
What I wouldn't do to hear Kholby Wardell sing Noel's Lament in French.
Does anyone have any good online job recommendations for someone who is disabled and still in school?
Someone please help Amber.