Someone please help Amber.
Being in college is so weird. One day I'm a 1930's housewife and another I'm in a cemetery reciting poems about dead people.
I would rather have my nipple ripped off than my stomach feeling like this.
It do be like that tho
The Michael Langdon better known as the Antichrist
I need to see Odysseus suplex a suitor and make a comment about his wife.
Omg, Hi!
HIII
I do the dancy dance to get in my panty pants.
I just sneezed and my ass crack popped
So I have started a thing to motivate me (kinda)
I have a jar next to my bedroom door and everytime I have a good health day, I put a tiny piece of origami in it
My friend (@ask-and-i-answer ) wanted to do something similar so we came up with a mug and money system. The bigger the coin, the bigger the pain she had that day.
For example: a quarter would mean that she was having extremely bad pain and a dime means very little pain.
TO CLARIFY I DO NOT THINK A BOWL OF CEREAL IS A DRINK
If you get a bowl of cereal, do you also get another drink?