Chronicallye - I Am E

I love watching gamers look at a part of a video game that is not supposed to be accessible (or one that becomes accessible later in the game) and then try to get in there. And when they do, they can't get out and panic or get angry. It's pure comedy.

Current status: laying in the locker room of another school's homecoming without being able to put my feet up to get blood back up to my brain. I can't put me feet up without showing everyone my hoo and my haa due to a short dress. And there are at least a dozen other girls around me.

My body wants me dead and humiliated.

Tis' my birthday and I am now officially the dancing queen, young and sweet.

(I am in so much pain)

My mom: what do you think that is?

Me: Uhhhh. A White Castle?

I know what cane I'm gonna buy! (It's the only green one with a t-handle I could find) I hope this cane will help me!!

Heres a link:

Forget 'who was your sexual awakening?'

What character made you comfortable coming out?

*hears the sound of feet skin smacking a tile floor come closer* *whispers* he's here

WHO???? WHOS HERE???

Fuckin' Finally

FYI to sick or disabled folks and those who assist or care for them:  Simplicity patterns has a new line of adaptive sewing patterns.  Designs include tops with port access, clothing with velcro closures, bags and cushions for mobility aids, bibs, chemo hats, and more.

I’m excited about these because they are the first patterns of this kind I’ve seen anywhere.  And Simplicity patterns are great for beginning sewists, with very clear step by step instructions and illustrations.

Patterns can be purchased here:  https://simplicity.com/simplicity/adaptive/

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IM IN A PRODUCTION WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ANDREW KEENAN- BOLGER

Just almost ran into a person coming out of the bathroom and we both said "sorry" at the same time and moved out of the way for each other and then ended up both going through the door at the same time all while avoiding eye contact.

I think that just about sums up how meeting another socially awkward person goes.