I Know What Cane I'm Gonna Buy! (It's The Only Green One With A T-handle I Could Find) I Hope This Cane

I don't believe that the Little Mermaid should be black, or asian, or Mexican.

She shouldn't even be white.

Or human.

Instead I vote Alice to be the new Little Mermaid.

Who is Alice you might ask? Alice is my dog

Can she sing? No

Can she act? No

Can she even obey simple commands? Not without heavy bribery.

Even with not being able to do any of that, I still believe she would make the best Little Mermaid there ever was.

She wanted the part so bad that she even went as a mermaid this year for Halloween.

Vote Alice for Little Mermaid 2023 to help her achieve her dreams.

It's so weird that my school is actually really trying to help with my education.

Context - I have been out of school for the past month and a half due to chronic health flares, and that led to me falling behind. And now if I did feel good enough to get to school, I would be chapters behind my classmates. I have in my 504 that I can miss as many days as needed without consequences.

Anyways, I got a call from my principal a couple days ago and my mind automatically went to thinking the worst. Instead he had asked if there was anything that the school could do or provide to let me be able to catch up faster.

I read about all these horror stories about the schools system being absolutely terrible to people with disabilities and was caught off guard with the support my school is giving to me.

The queens as questionable Duolingo sentences!

Catalina:

Anne:

Jane:

Anna:

Katherine:

Cathy:

Stranger: Ooh, look, a dog.

Me:

Stranger: *makes kissy noises to my dog.*

Me:

Stranger: *BARKS at my dog.*

Me:

Stranger: Oh, it's an emotional support dog.

Me: Actually-

I am willing to make my tummy hurt for some good eggnog.

It's weird that doctors question me when I say that I have both a heat and cold intolerance.

Like you're the one who asked and I gave you a truthful answer.

YES I have both and YES it makes my life more difficult but I know my limits and how to use heating a cooling tools so that I feel good. I understand why you think it's weird and don't understand why it's possible, but that doesn't mean that you can say that it's not possible.

beep boop bones go crunch

I completely agree with not messing with your dog when they're eating, BUT I still do it sometimes to make sure she won't snap or become defensive. If she gets something that could hurt her one day, I need to make sure I can take it away without the fear of her hurting me or anyone else.

I respect my dog's space and make sure she is comfortable, but I also need to know that she is safe.

Let's get rid of saying "ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between" and bring in saying "ladies, theydees, and mateys"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I can definitely relate. My psychologist sees my point of view, but unfortunately the hospital that all my specialists are at don't wright service dog prescriptions. My mom believes that this will all go away with time and that I won't need one later.

Unfortunately I have been dealing with my symptoms almost my whole life and am about to be going to college and I can't exactly have a puppy in a dorm.

I have no job and no way to care for a puppy and myself either.

I don’t know what I’m supposed to do at this point.

I want a service dog so so badly, but I’m scared to ask the therapist for a recommendation letter. I’m scared she’ll say no.

I want to live my life. I’m lonely and I really need someone with me. I have an entire slide show set up. Ive planned so much. But if I can’t even get up the courage to talk about it to a therapist.

I don’t know how I can talk to my parents.