I Don't Believe That The Little Mermaid Should Be Black, Or Asian, Or Mexican.

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice

If it's not edible, why can it fit in my mouth?

@computerglitch306 you forgot me. I guess you don't love me anymore.

...Time to die🔪🩸

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I hate having chronic pain. I was perfectly fine right up until I finished my lunch, then it went down hill. My joints started to stiffen and became hard to move and I thought it was because of the cold (which it could have been) so I warmed up my hands with a warm water bottle. It helped to let my fingers move easier, but then the pain started. It started in my hands and spread throughout my body. I took a bath and then just laid under my heated blanket. I am currently sitting on the floor crying because of the pain waiting for my pain meds to kick in.

The worst part about this is that if it was someone else who feels like I do, then they would be able to go to the ER to get relief. Or could go to sleep knowing that it would be better in the morning. I am worried that it will get worse and I will have to miss another day at school when just last week I missed 3 1/2 days.

I am exhausted and overwhelmed and ready to give up.

I know what cane I'm gonna buy! (It's the only green one with a t-handle I could find) I hope this cane will help me!!

Heres a link:

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

So I just had blood drawn and it wasn't a lot taken. When I left the lab, it took mabie ten steps before I had the worst and scariest visual blackout I have ever had. It was so intense that I could hardly stand and I think if I had been up any longer, I would have passed out. I felt cold all over but was sweating and I couldn't see a thing. Instead of just seeing black, a cloud of white ended up appearing. I have no idea what happened, but I am really shaken.

The little man has gotten out and is now stabbing my vagina.

It feels like there is a little man under my kneecaps trying to get out

Potsies listen up

PRESERVE YOUR OWN GARLIC

Chop up fresh garlic and put it in a jar with olive oil and a shit ton of salt (the garlic will help to mask some of it so you can add more) And stick it in the fridge for at least a week before cooking with it.

I had some that was preserved for around a year and it was so good.

If you see me shivering while eating ice cream, mind your own fucking business. I'm living life how I want to and not even God can stop me from making poor decisions.