@computerglitch306 you forgot me. I guess you don't love me anymore.
...Time to die🔪🩸
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Mom: She is nearsighted and has a stigmatism.
Me *finger guns*: Yeah I do!
Mom *disappointed look*
I'm being held together with duck tape and zip ties at this point.
You know what, I'm crashing, I'm burning. I'm falling out of the sky.
Happy one year anniversary of this post.
He is actually a deer
There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.
My mom: what do you think that is?
Me: Uhhhh. A White Castle?
You don't know shame until you are almost crying in Millennium Park because of your body not being able to keep up with the people you are with.
I fucking hate my body.
Let's get rid of saying "ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between" and bring in saying "ladies, theydees, and mateys"
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Just googled how to fix soft shelled books and was very confused when I received recipes for crab.
Let me tell y'all about these pencil weights. They are absolutly a life (and wrist) saver. They are the only weights that I have found that are adjustable. They are also really pretty and allow me to use a normal pencil.
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