He Is Actually A Deer

There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.

600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.

Hear me out - books with blacklight ink.

It would be more efficient than glow in the dark ink because they would have to absorb light to begin with. And you could read at night in a car without blinding the driver.

You could get either a UV headlight or a UV book light.

I would spend way too much money on this

Let me tell y'all about these pencil weights. They are absolutly a life (and wrist) saver. They are the only weights that I have found that are adjustable. They are also really pretty and allow me to use a normal pencil.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BGRXY4G8/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1

I went to a salon to get my hair done for prom and one of the first things I heard was, "I'm scared of the Children of the Foreskin."

I'm now scared of them too.

I laughed so fucking hard at this

I'm an introvert until I get so nervous that I can't shut up and become an extrovert.

I am willing to make my tummy hurt for some good eggnog.

It is currently Midnight and I'm sitting on my bed eating a cucumber and don't remember how I got in this situation. And it's a big cucumber and I have eaten at least 2/3 of it. I am so confused.

What’s up, bitches. My heart rate hit 239 according to my pulse oximeter today, so here’s your reminder that it’s dysautonomia awareness month! Be aware that this disorder SUCKS